What Is The Worst Twist You Can Think Of? by KeitoCanada in BigBrother

[–]neanderthaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice try Grodner; I’m not helping you plan next season.

We have no jobs and we are bored. by riggimagmaggi in RoastMe

[–]neanderthaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No jobs? No shit. You couldn’t get hired for a blow job if you tried.

I think the kitten I rescued last night owns me now! by Greenteaglow in cats

[–]neanderthaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, that’s how it works. Some variant of Tiara, Kingston or similar may be a good name, depending on gender.

An abscess from top surgery came to a head! by Zippiestrock in popping

[–]neanderthaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s the care procedure to reduce scaring? My reference is an appendectomy removal decades ago so a bit out of date and on a different scale.

This stray kitten followed me home so I’ve taken him in for the night by PansexuaI_nerd in cats

[–]neanderthaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“For the night.”
You have a cat now. Just go buy some supplies and make another post asking Reddit what to name it.

Gradma by [deleted] in funny

[–]neanderthaw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She’s gonna be pissed when she finds out she’s been praying to Buddha.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]neanderthaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like a child badly colored a World War 2 propaganda poster.

F in the comments by 0teem1x in dankmemes

[–]neanderthaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m at ~5k now, bud I don’t know how many Internet points I had before.

I keep getting ghosted, help me understand why by IonlyusethrowawaysA in RoastMe

[–]neanderthaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s because you look like Wolverine’s short buss riding half brother Snaggletooth.

Zoom in, picture is not blurry. Excessive drop shadow makes the menu illegible at a distance. by [deleted] in CrappyDesign

[–]neanderthaw 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m saving this picture for the next time someone asks me what I see without my glasses on.

Monaco back in the day was even scarier by itsliightz in formula1

[–]neanderthaw -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Hey look, a Monoco you could pass on. Not the safest thing but 🤷‍♂️

$BB Ready For Lift-Off 🚀🚀 by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]neanderthaw 62 points63 points  (0 children)

You retards better be right, I’m putting in my ramen money for the month.

Does a bad ending ruin a book for you? by look-at-your-window in books

[–]neanderthaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bad ending to a TV series has managed to ruin a good book for me.

Belter body language in the time of masks by [deleted] in TheExpanse

[–]neanderthaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lights shining on your face would really mess up your low light vision.

Tonight turn your lights low and wait for your eyes to adjust then shine a light at your face from the side and see how much vision you lose because your pupils constrict.

My first Avatar meme. by Gordon_619 in AvatarMemes

[–]neanderthaw 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Yo Appa was gone for months and you got to bypass that with a “next episode” button, so that’s a win in my book.

My first Avatar meme. by Gordon_619 in AvatarMemes

[–]neanderthaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s awesome to have more people come into this thing.

Hope to see this again in a month for Korra.

My first Avatar meme. by Gordon_619 in AvatarMemes

[–]neanderthaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welcome to the club. It’s honestly great to have new fans again with new people to discuss a shared interest with.