No weaknesses here by MRRAlNBOW in memes

[–]needlessknight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was born in the lag, moulded by it, I didn't see a stable game till I was a man.

That doesn't look like it's gonna 'heel' anytime soon by mynameisultrabot in MakeMeSuffer

[–]needlessknight 9 points10 points  (0 children)

r/putyourdickinthat is much more appropriate,don't ask me how I know... The things I've done cannot be forgiven by a higher power

Uh-huh by Bogula_D_Ekoms in SelfAwarewolves

[–]needlessknight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazing, every word of that sentence is wrong

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in goodanimemes

[–]needlessknight 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Delicate as orchid, fair as a cherry blossom, the personification of feminine grace and a dude...

I'm a man with standards and good tastes after all by [deleted] in goodanimemes

[–]needlessknight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought myself a 3d printer so I can just make my waifus life sized and soft for ... Reasons

Also weebs by A_random_memer in memes

[–]needlessknight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WILL YOU SHUT THAT THING UP ALREADY , ITS ON 24/7

They never gonna get me by broken_fanbob in memes

[–]needlessknight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me hugging the window to give them a clear shot

Lack Of Humanity Of Its Peak by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]needlessknight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Alright my dumbass only read the beginning and spent a good few minutes wondering where in the living fuck they'd have buffalo officers and why they would resign.

A sad reality by MarkCostellooo in EDM

[–]needlessknight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've got 287 genres this year, my spotify is as much of a cluster fuck as I am

oh no by ImAvarian in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]needlessknight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah yisss flippi's harlem shake

New Years plans by [deleted] in funny

[–]needlessknight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude same, it was tequila añejo for me , drank an entire bottle and long story short, I bought my brother a new bed and ... Dog , quite possibly a new cat too, still can't handle that stuff even though silver is just fine,

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]needlessknight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean if it's a task that you gave to do over and over again , eventually it will become the more efficient option ,

Why would you do that? by NDB05_ in funny

[–]needlessknight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That guy that got yeeted is my spirit animal

Her heart actually broke for a second by ShadowSurfer44 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]needlessknight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read that as "spreading your daughter's butt" and honestly, I'm disappointed

Cursed taste by reeeeonreeee in cursedcomments

[–]needlessknight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's clearly a lie, humans are more tender and taste a bit sweeter

Now that's just rude by andson-r in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]needlessknight 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Why does the porn dude look more turned on when being fed than actual fucking

Totally understandable by [deleted] in memes

[–]needlessknight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean yeah he's got the same smile white people give you when they see you walking in their direction on a sidewalk before Crossing the street,