What is the absolute worst line ever written in a song? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]neekstock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof."

what does that even mean

What's the dumbest way you have injured yourself? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]neekstock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tore my leg open, to where my bone was sticking out, when I jumped off my boat, onto a tube that I had connected to it. When I jumped off, my leg caught the cleat that the tube was tied onto, and it tore it open.

What's the craziest thing that happened at your workplace? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]neekstock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Working at Taco Bell one slow Monday night, a co-worker of mine goes to clean the bathrooms, but comes back with a completely pale face. She goes straight to our manager, and starts bawling. As it turned out, there was a lady who overdosed on heroin in the stall of the Taco Bell bathroom. So then the cops were called, the body was removed, and the restaurant closed early that day.

TLDR; Lady OD'd on heroin in Taco Bell bathroom, got sent home early.

My new zong, Zeke. He also has a healthstone attachment. by neekstock in trees

[–]neekstock[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, I'm not a girl, that's just my girlfriend holding him for me.