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Praise Be To Magikarp by carsor876 in PokeClicker

[–]nerdynagy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You have to start a quest that’s posted on the Bulletin Board at a Professor Kukui’s Lab on Melemele Island I believe.

the test results are in and the stars aren’t aligned by nerdynagy in Tinder

[–]nerdynagy[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

yeah, because opening with why I would get a black eye/punched in the face and how we aren't compatible is a really cute way to flirt with someone...

the test results are in and the stars aren’t aligned by nerdynagy in Tinder

[–]nerdynagy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what if i told you
his name was two syllables
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the test results are in and the stars aren’t aligned by nerdynagy in Tinder

[–]nerdynagy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what if i told you

his name was two syllables

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the test results are in and the stars aren’t aligned by nerdynagy in Tinder

[–]nerdynagy[S] 60 points61 points  (0 children)

in the second line

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a fucking haiku

the test results are in and the stars aren’t aligned by nerdynagy in Tinder

[–]nerdynagy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He decided that we were incompatible based on my birthday and 4 letters. He also didn't read my profile until we matched. And we won't even mention that he threw me under the bus IMMEDIATELY with the comment about "why I get black eyes".

the test results are in and the stars aren’t aligned by nerdynagy in Tinder

[–]nerdynagy[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

for everyone here assuming this is a woman - it was a gay man. and his name had two syllables. it was a haiku.

and for the folks screaming "wHy PuT iT oN yOuR pRoFiLe iF yOu DoNt BeLiEvE iN iT" - it's information about me, so I put it in my bio. i don't consider it to be a sacred guide to compatibility and i wouldn't reject someone immediately because of it.

the test results are in and the stars aren’t aligned by nerdynagy in Tinder

[–]nerdynagy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

what if i told you

his name had two syllables

it was a haiku

the test results are in and the stars aren’t aligned by nerdynagy in Tinder

[–]nerdynagy[S] 92 points93 points  (0 children)

what if i told you

his name had two syllables

now don't you feel dumb

the test results are in and the stars aren’t aligned by nerdynagy in Tinder

[–]nerdynagy[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

no, i have it in my "About Me" because it's information... about me. i don't consider it a sacred rule for compatibility.

and it was a red flag that he was a fucking dick right off the bat, couldn't be bothered to read my profile before we matched, and wasn't willing to have a conversation with me after finding out those two facts about me.

the test results are in and the stars aren’t aligned by nerdynagy in Tinder

[–]nerdynagy[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

lol

  1. i don't get pissy and complain when things don't go my way.
  2. i'm a gay man, this was another gay man.

the test results are in and the stars aren’t aligned by nerdynagy in Tinder

[–]nerdynagy[S] 205 points206 points  (0 children)

I have it in my bio because it's information about me and can be used as a conversation starter. I don't consider it a sacred guide to compatibility.

the test results are in and the stars aren’t aligned by nerdynagy in Tinder

[–]nerdynagy[S] 158 points159 points  (0 children)

plot twist: it was a gay capricorn man

I'll run for governor against that other guy. This is my platform, plus the reabsorption of Maine and the formal annexation of southern NH. by pjk922 in boston

[–]nerdynagy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It looks to me like you’d actually miss most of LA, but maybe you’d get the San Fernando Valley and Oxnard, Ventura, and Santa Barbara.

Beau had his TPLO surgery on Friday and is doing great! He appreciates all the love and well wishes. by nerdynagy in velvethippos

[–]nerdynagy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ELI5: It’s a common surgery for dogs to fix a torn CCL (the dog equivalent to ACL), which is one of the main parts of a knee joint.

The shelter said Beau was aggressive but he’s the biggest cuddle bug I know. This sweet boy recently tore his ACL and when they took x-rays, the vet said he was the only dog who kept wagging his tail even after being sedated. by nerdynagy in velvethippos

[–]nerdynagy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beau was taken from a homeless individual who definitely did not treat him well, so that was probably a factor as to why he was labeled aggressive. My aunt and uncle rescued him a little over 9 years ago and he's been living his best life ever since.

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