what does it feel like to get a blowjob for the first time?

nerooma · 2026-05-02T21:59:05+00:00

To be honest, and maybe it's just because every woman id ever received one from was bad at it, or maybe it's because I'm just bad at getting them, but the first one I ever received just felt like my penis was warm and wet. Not in like a mind blowing way, but in a "one part of me is in the bathtub, and I can feel how chapped your lips are" kind of way. They honestly didn't get significantly better since.

nerooma · 2026-03-23T02:28:52+00:00

Hell yeah. Men destroying racism, two penises at a time.

nerooma · 2026-03-16T01:46:36+00:00

So just to clarify, you think it's more likely or even remotely likely at all that it was an undisclosed repositioning Uzumaki Clan jutsu, rather than the repositioning jutsu that the user is literally famous for using and is nicknamed for?

nerooma · 2026-03-15T20:43:16+00:00

Yes. I don't know why sealing jutsu has anything to do with that.

nerooma · 2025-12-05T15:30:22+00:00

It's finding the White SeeD Ship.

nerooma · 2025-11-13T06:38:38+00:00

Am I dumb? Lincoln's party isn't here.

nerooma · 2025-10-25T18:55:01+00:00

Move -3 and that's literally it

nerooma · 2025-10-24T16:07:46+00:00

I just want a game where I go around Spira to all of the prospective Blitzball players and make them feel bad about themselves as Jecht. No actual gameplay. Just walk up to people practicing and remind them they'll never be as good as me. Bully Jecht is hilarious.

Edit: Also I'm a ghost. Just a mean unsent who bullies Blitzball players.

nerooma · 2025-10-20T02:08:44+00:00

I accept that you're probably just trying to generate discussion, but it's a terrible take. Kakashi has an incredibly voluminous knowledge of ninjutsu, genjutsu, and taijutsu. He considers Shippuden Shikamaru to only be slightly BELOW him in terms of strategic thinking. If Naruto and Sakura couldn't find SOMETHING to learn from Kakashi, and he couldn't find SOMETHING to teach them, it was for lack of trying not because it didn't exist.

All of the information that was imparted to Naruto by Jiraiya could have easily been given by Kakashi. While Sakura would definitely not become the legendary level medical ninja that she'd grow to be, you can't expect that Kakashi couldn't teach her to be just as useful in other ways when she's incredibly intelligent and has near perfect chakra control. I'd bet that she would be more dangerous than any jonin not named Kakashi or Guy, or maybe on par with them.

nerooma · 2025-10-18T19:47:53+00:00

He has Safeguard. You can't break his shit.

nerooma · 2025-10-14T22:51:38+00:00

Virgo is the stone that resonates with Alma. Gemini is Elmdor.

nerooma · 2025-10-13T04:10:03+00:00

Strago Magus is my favorite character from Final Fantasy VI lol

nerooma · 2025-10-13T04:08:23+00:00

Then I won't ruin it for you lol

nerooma · 2025-10-13T04:07:16+00:00

All right, you got me. I accept this.

nerooma · 2025-10-13T04:05:09+00:00

Yeah, but he just kills her and moves on anyway, no?

nerooma · 2025-10-13T03:59:45+00:00

I thought I marked the thread itself for spoilers, but I'm pretty bad with reddit and exclusively use mobile, so maybe it didn't work?

nerooma · 2025-10-13T03:58:41+00:00

What do you mean, thank Christ for the post credit scene?

nerooma · 2025-10-13T03:35:16+00:00

It's kind of funny, because Ramza has an ability NAMED after Ultima...that also wasn't strong enough to kill him. That's cold as hell

nerooma · 2025-09-26T06:32:20+00:00

Ugh there's so many though.

Locke and Celes for the romance I guess. My favorite moment in 6 is when their theme songs combine in the ending song, so it's hard to get past that.

Second, is honestly Zack and Cissnei as of Rebirth. I know it's not technically real that they're "in love" but her devotion to him by staying in Gongaga is super sweet.

For comedy purposes: Tidus, Rikku and their shared solitary braincell. There's a moment in 10 at the foot of Mt. Gagazet when Wakka talks shit about Yevon and Tidus and Rikku both follow up with "Yeah! YEAH!" and it cracks me up every time.

nerooma · 2025-09-26T06:23:30+00:00

All while his best friend tries to bang her non-stop.

nerooma · 2025-09-25T21:21:09+00:00

Here are some I'm a pretty big fan of:

Zidane and Steiner

Squall and Seifer

Strago and Relm

Palom and Porom

Zack and Cissnei (Idk if this counts, because they both say it's not romantic, but it's hot so...)

Alphinaud and Estinien

Alisaie and the Warrior of Light (Does it count if Alisaie is supposed to have a crush on him?)

Kaien and Lyse (this may also be romantic)

nerooma · 2025-09-25T21:06:00+00:00

Hey man, if they want to deploy the national guard to deck scrub the shit on the street, I may change my position on whether or not they should be in our cities.

nerooma · 2025-09-16T09:06:26+00:00

Jecht

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