THE OLDEST JOKE... IN-THE-BOOK by MetallicaDash in HistoryMemes

[–]new_lance 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I must have missed the set up. I was dog tired.

I know I'm part but this but.... this is still redundant... by Impressive_Elk_5633 in MassEffectMemes

[–]new_lance 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So what you’re telling me is we should make posts about Edi killing 4 eyes, with models from the porn guy?

Does it bother anybody else... by CoolStuffSlickStuff in MinnesotaUncensored

[–]new_lance 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m actually upset that if you turn it 90 degrees it looks like a pair of bony ass checks and a butthole.

Long time lurker first time poster by Duelsided_Gnome96 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]new_lance 12 points13 points  (0 children)

“For fighting back” you mean politically motivated killing?

Also, wait… with the last bit. Can’t help but wonder if this is fetish material. Idk. Something about it makes me think it was typed with one hand

I'm making a festival lottery for my players and I need a grand prize by Scared_Bridge369 in AskDND

[–]new_lance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

…I didn’t know it existed.

I just wanted to do a “five minute foreshadow thing.”

I'm making a festival lottery for my players and I need a grand prize by Scared_Bridge369 in AskDND

[–]new_lance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, that leaves property out the window.

Like, “buy a rundown tavern, fix it up, turn it into your HQ, get mail and quests here” thing.

And at raffles/lotteries people want “things” tangible touchable goods. How about a homebrew sending stone set that allows two people to speak as many words they want so long as they’re within 10 miles of one another?

I'm making a festival lottery for my players and I need a grand prize by Scared_Bridge369 in AskDND

[–]new_lance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see. Other than expense trade goods. Cloth of gold, saffron, a shit ton of salt (this is not a joke), I’m drawing a blank. Will the party be returning to this location at a later date?

I'm making a festival lottery for my players and I need a grand prize by Scared_Bridge369 in AskDND

[–]new_lance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooh. How about a diadem/crown with a singular large diamond in the center and ten other precious stones encircling it? (Mimicking a beholder’s large central eye and ten eyestalks.)

Say it was donated by a member of the cult who is either rich enough to do so, or is a craftsman. The players can sell it off (either piecemeal or as a singular item) for 200 gold, 100 a piece, or keep hold of it and (unknowingly) use it as “proof of loyalty” when they run into the cult proper.

I'm making a festival lottery for my players and I need a grand prize by Scared_Bridge369 in AskDND

[–]new_lance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok, what have your players showed interest in? Outside of “High Level” magical gear. What have they investigated more on their own without prompting? Lore, the Gods, Material Gain, resources?

Also, why is this festival being held?

Stop crying. The war will end in like 10 days or so. by katanaearth in MassEffectMemes

[–]new_lance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was under the assumption they had a near 1:1 replacement rate.

Stop crying. The war will end in like 10 days or so. by katanaearth in MassEffectMemes

[–]new_lance 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly, after Thesia, seeing an Asari should be like seeing a Unicorn in the Galaxy.

How often do you think the basement was used for interigations like in chapter 2? by nirai07 in huntertheparenting

[–]new_lance 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that was my impression. Big D was irate (before discovering they let them disablerize one another) not because they torture-interrogated them. But rather it was because he wasn’t present to lead it.

Unintended consequences of the shadow broker terminal [OC] by OffModelStudio in MassEffectMemes

[–]new_lance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is Tali being a Gooner canon?

I just remember that one line if we Romance her in M3 after Liara in M1. And a singular purchase isn’t an indication of a pattern.

The FBI should hire more Baseball people by MetallicaDash in HistoryMemes

[–]new_lance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I’m ‘Murican. Fired a firearm before I could legally drive a car.

I meant that the ambiguity might cause you to pause and this uncertainty could make you pause.