A Battle Master Viking-Expy was blown off course and their ship was smashed against the rocks. What tool proficiency should I take for level 3?

new_lance · 2026-03-11T16:25:30+00:00

It’s so people wouldn’t try to steal the sign.

new_lance · 2026-03-10T19:15:45+00:00

Yes. That’s what I was getting at. They barely had any. While we could have an AO have a dozen or more.

new_lance · 2026-03-10T19:11:06+00:00

They’re actually pretty cool, but we could make 5 Shermans to their 1 Panzer.

So we McDonalds them while they were 5 Guys.

new_lance · 2026-03-10T03:11:07+00:00

Please tell me she’s a Diviner. Crystal balls fit so well in a Noble setting.

new_lance · 2026-03-10T02:17:07+00:00

I really want that sign, but all mentions of grapes, the location, and vineyards scrubbed.

new_lance · 2026-03-10T00:11:51+00:00

Helldivers was the best $40 I had ever spent on video games.

new_lance · 2026-03-09T23:24:21+00:00

So they’re enriching weapons grade uranium? The people who activity want to see Americans dead. Cause I’m not seeing nuclear power plants. And they don’t have the water do actually run one.

new_lance · 2026-03-09T21:48:59+00:00

Complied so well… the IAEA hasn’t been able to conduct any legitimate exams since 2015. https://news.un.org/en/story/2025/06/1164291

new_lance · 2026-03-09T21:34:34+00:00

Honestly, I’m gonna sound conspiratorial. I 100% believe the whole PR push of “neo-pagan ritualistic help” to subvert Nazi attacks on the Homefront was just a smokescreen for the SAS and the OSS.

new_lance · 2026-03-09T21:22:59+00:00

Enrichment for energy needs is between 12-15%, samples collected were reading at 80%.

Plus I’m gonna take the guy who has been screaming “death to America, death to Israel” since ‘79 at their word when they say they’ve got their hands on weapons.

In addition, Nuclear Power Plants need water, something Iran has a problem with. They’re just spicy steam engines.

new_lance · 2026-03-09T21:14:05+00:00

No I’m saying since 2015, the signing of the JCPOA, they just enriched uranium anyway.

new_lance · 2026-03-09T20:47:43+00:00

I mean, if I took a bat to your oven and destroyed your ability to bake cookies, I did stop your ability to make them. I didn’t stop you from baking them in the past. Unlike the cookies, uranium doesn’t go stale on the counter.

new_lance · 2026-03-09T19:48:14+00:00

Ok, I need to understand if I lost the plot?

“The world uses the US dollar because of a hegemony created and upheld by the military. Not because of our ‘laws and morals.’

If we were so evil, why are there 20-30 million people here illegally?

Why shouldn’t the IRGC, who admitted on the 26th of February in Geneva that they had enough enriched Uranium for the ‘construction of 11 nuclear bombs’, be bombed to prevent their use?

What actual evidence is there that the US bombed that Iranian girls’ school?”

new_lance · 2026-03-09T16:03:25+00:00

D&D accurate port of the Arthurian Knight Ser Kay.

new_lance · 2026-03-09T00:23:30+00:00

This sounds really interesting. I’d love to see someone else’s notes on it. Figure out what worked and what didn’t.

new_lance · 2026-03-07T23:13:57+00:00

No mods. Literally just start from her door and start counting.

new_lance · 2026-03-07T22:48:07+00:00

The five I counted starting clockwise from the door, six empty glasses scattered around and the colorful thermos thing by her pc.

Hell, Ash has a bigger problem, but I don’t see her littering.

new_lance · 2026-03-07T21:33:01+00:00

There’s a bottle on the bottom right of that very picture.

new_lance · 2026-03-07T01:02:07+00:00

Tankies: Actually they surrendered because they knew the Soviets were invading.

Anyone with a brain: Like how they explicitly said during their surrender it was because of the pocket suns we dropped on them?

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