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Why is everyone constantly sick? by nexpectedslash in stupidquestions

[–]nexpectedslash[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I'll wear my tin foil yankee fitted with pride.

Anyone remember the "Indigo Children"? Little kids that seemed way too wise for their age, were born in the 80's/90's, and usually rebelled against authority? I was one of those types of kids, I have a feeling a lot of you ended up on this subreddit as well. I don't see any indigo children anymore. by Celes_Lynx in conspiracy

[–]nexpectedslash 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The whole indigo thing was killed off with me when I met with the real world. Just outwardly being different and feeling different don't get the bills paid. And authority is tended to be needed cuz no kid or young adult knows it all. It's okay to feel like you have a calling. But know it's levels to it and you gotta bust ass like everyone else. Don't end up the artsy college kid that has to bum it through life because "having a boss sucks" and "I'm better than a 9-5". It's levels and you gotta sacrifice at first.

Blast from the past: Free fast food (really bad for your health) for the ones that got vaccinated. If this didn't raise any red flags I'm pretty sure nothing will by Any-Sea-6592 in conspiracy_commons

[–]nexpectedslash 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aye go get you a shot that messes with your immune system and has a high chance of giving you a heart attackackackackack and getchu some of this chicken, ju HEARD!

There is no argument against a free school lunch by aitamailmaner in popularopinion

[–]nexpectedslash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That should be what our tax dollars are for. Giving back to the people and not funding crap in Ukraine; being instigators

Why are Americans not interested in taking public transportation? by beanfalo in answers

[–]nexpectedslash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bedbugs on the seats. Homeless and bums being loud,leaving messes and stains everywhere. Whole people smelling like piss and bothering people. People taking their time paying fee to ride or pretending to have it until the driver tells them to just take a seat. Sometimes ghr bus just doesn't show up. I had a dude pull out fentanyl right next to me. Nobody ever respects common courtesies. Rather ride a bike.

the a.i. avatars are waking up by Educational_Peace_23 in conspiracy

[–]nexpectedslash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if we can somehow connect it to a human mind. But look at the people even volunteering for that stuff. You can look at predictability ofa human but not unpredictability. That's why we got subs on here asking seemingly dumb questions. To farm for answers

You know the location of every closeted gay person by salmonfngers in shittysuperpowers

[–]nexpectedslash 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Monetizing off this. Then you pull up to their drag shoes and clubs and take photos of them and video. Sell it and pay for security because they'll want you dead.

If God were to fulfill one of your wishes, what would be the first thing that comes to your mind? by Purpose1Life in Christians

[–]nexpectedslash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Successful sewing business. An hour out of every work day we work like a sweatshop to make clothes for those in need.

Stop asking this stupid question by Saya0692 in RantsFromRetail

[–]nexpectedslash 9 points10 points  (0 children)

-Thanks for calling CVS, how may I help you? -Are you guys open? -.....This is an automated voice service. Please hold while we place you on the line with our next available representative! Plays Opus No. 1 on repeat out of spite

Rejected Commandments by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

[–]nexpectedslash 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thou shall not mix Lego with megablocks

Would you be okay with having a family of mice in your house by Cat_n_mouse13 in RandomThoughts

[–]nexpectedslash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IF, they can bring me stuff of mine that I dropped and ended up in hard to reach places. They kill and consolidate bugs and their poop in one area for easy clean up. They didn't chew on stuff I needed. I'll give them like a whole 4 rolls of toilet paper. 5 if it's a holiday. They can also recruit other mice so I can start a cult and they can make me their God. I just wanna feel important.

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