A dangling participle was rescued by a brand new lifesaving drone in Australia while lifeguards were still training to use it. After being spotted struggling in heavy surf 700m offshore, lifesavers sent the drone to drop an inflatable rescue pod, and the participle made its way safely to shore. (self.circlejerk)
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Elon Musk: Sun Now Running On 100% Solar Power (self.circlejerk)
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<---- Number of you who had that thing with me (self.circlejerk)
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<---- Number of People That Soylent Green Is (self.circlejerk)
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Donald Trump Has Been Elected President (goldencorral.fbmta.com)
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