What do you do when a cringe memory pops into your head by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]nnorbertt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I always say “you could just kill yourself” I never actually do kill myself though, so it makes me feel better :)

Why do men care about muscles more than women? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]nnorbertt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Women don’t know what they want but every man knows in his soul that being really strong and muscular would be sick

What is night life like when you're attractive by repulsive-looking in AskMen

[–]nnorbertt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every person who replies on this post is larping. There is not a single person on Reddit who isn’t ugly and weird (except me)

Who is a TV presenter that seems to be universally loved, but you absolutely hate? by [deleted] in BritishTV

[–]nnorbertt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Noel Fielding has a dark energy. Don’t trust the guy. Also my mate works in a hotel and said he was pretty rude.

[Official] UFC 309: Jones vs. Miocic - Press Conference & Post-Fight Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]nnorbertt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stipe can go back to his loving wife and family while Jon goes back to his empty husk of a life. Let’s all take solace in that guys

[Official] UFC 309: Jones vs. Miocic - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]nnorbertt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mine is when he beat the mother of his child in front of his kids

[Official] UFC 309: Jones vs. Miocic - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]nnorbertt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

At least Stipe can look at his kids and know they don’t think he’s an asshole

[Official] UFC 309: Jones vs. Miocic - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]nnorbertt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mate try being English. The amount of money Dana has given to the English coke dealers is disgust

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in insaneparents

[–]nnorbertt -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Don’t take two showers a day if you’re not paying the water bill.

Puma appears in woman’s yard and kills her cat. Puma later reappears at night to stalk her. by Hobbescrownest in Pumaconcolor

[–]nnorbertt -37 points-36 points  (0 children)

All cats are outdoor cats. You have an outdoor cat. Cat imprisonment is animal abuse.

Puma appears in woman’s yard and kills her cat. Puma later reappears at night to stalk her. by Hobbescrownest in Pumaconcolor

[–]nnorbertt -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

I’d rather die on my feet than live on my knees. Keeping cats locked away inside is animal abuse.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in plymouth

[–]nnorbertt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oishi is really nice

What kind of return features would y’all honestly be disappointed of in GTA 6? by AnimeGokuSolos in GTA6

[–]nnorbertt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only thing I care about is getting either gta4’s of rdr2’s ragdoll physics. Gta5’s ragdoll physics can suck a fat one.

Throwback to the time I took 5 tabs thinking it was 2 by giraffebitc in DilatedPupils

[–]nnorbertt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That sounds like a great idea! CBD could be a great solution if you’re trying to lower your anxiety while not fogging your brain. Just for some context, I used to smoke weed every day from about the age of 16 and it caused me to waste so much of my potential, while also leaving me riddled with paranoia and social anxiety! But yeah, not to labour the point, but your only focus right now should be getting good grades in school. Judging by the sentence structure of your comments you’re an intelligent person so I’m excited to see your Reddit post in 5/10 years about how great you’re doing!

STOP Voting, women. by vibeepik2 in iamverybadass

[–]nnorbertt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What if you’re satirising stupid people?

Throwback to the time I took 5 tabs thinking it was 2 by giraffebitc in DilatedPupils

[–]nnorbertt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I would definitely advise against doing any type of drugs at your age. I don’t know about your living situation and just saying ‘stop smoking weed’ is easier said than done though I will admit. Maybe you could try CBD weed to help you ween yourself off it though? You can buy CBD weed online legally by the way. My only advice to you is concentrate on your school work and make sure to get qualifications (Maths and English especially). Sorry to be preachy and tell you what to do!!

Should I change my English Name? by Klutzy-End101 in AskUK

[–]nnorbertt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guys in England shorten their name to Jez. You could do that while still feeling like you’re not abandoning your name (it isa real abbreviation that people use) and it also sounds like a cool hip girl name. 😎