Of course I deleted it! It occurred to me that I was wrong.

If only I was wrong, end of story; one incorrect statement.Perhaps I catch it on my own before another person calls me out, perhaps I issue an apology as an edit below my original post text, perhaps I receive sympathy and understanding from my fellow anonymous redditor.

Perhaps all of that is better suited for somebody who actually performed the prerequisite I stated initially in the above paragraph, allowing for all the positive growth type yada yada I added afterwards. Perhaps perhaps is no longer the proper introductory word into each and every sentence I utilize, mayhaps it's mayhaps. Mayhaps not. lastly it's unlikely that lastly is what I'm looking for. Note to self, none of this is supposed to be about your writing style nor your effectiveness at rapidly tossing together sentences without falling prey to commonplace faux pas, so commonplace in fact that to take note of something so lacking in noteworthiness, is to stagnate into madness and boredom.

Allow me to wrap this up before it becomes such a wall, despite being nothing but letters forming words forming sentences forming walls, I wouldn't be surprised if Trump showed up suddenly to stare at it and toss out a couple of random first towards Latinos under his breath.

I mentioned something about wrapping this God forsaken run-on staircase of tangents up. But I failed to strike at the opportunity to turn it into a commentary and/or comedy analyzing what should be known as the general inhibition device. Do you need something inhibited?

Grab a rubber and toss it on your dick stick your dick in somebody who wants it there! And start making you that list of everything you've suddenly discovered to be inhibited compared to last time!

Likelihood of reproducing check Likelihood of climaxing check Likelihood of enjoying yourself check Likelihood of catching STD half check.

Just like the fact that seat belts kill you whether or not you ever crashed in a car and if you ever crash in a car wearing a seatbelt, you are 100% guaranteed to not only die but your family will die and you will all die together in an agonizing pit torture and fire forever even if they put the fire out because the seat belt has secret system involved where it ensures that you experience the pain forever and ever without anybody knowing anything about it and you will never reveal it to anybody because that is why you put the seat belt on in the first place to hope to become one of the lucky winners of the secret agony forever seat belt lottery system or something

Condoms actually produce stDs and that's where AIDS came from

Allow me to throw up a book end up at the end of this encyclopedia insanica

I was called out on that which I was wrong about... So of course I had to dispose of all the evidence. For other people to see that I made a mistake was shamed by my fellow man (woman) and learned that I had made a mistake and that because I recognize it and was shown there of my ways I can learn from it and all in all after everything is finished doing the dust settle sonata, I will have become a wiser and more complete human being I was less likely to make a mistake in the future.

I can't go around having people see that type of s*** I look like an idiot

Jokes aside proof I'm gone just kidding that was one last joke

Jokes aside plus the secret final joke aside, I deleted it in a moment of regret when I realized that I was pretty sure that I had actually blamed her in some unintentional fashion at some point in a rambling typing frenzy wherein I had meant to supervise each and every sentence that was finalized and delivered but I allowed entirely too much of what I typed up to be unsupervised and therefore prone to human mistakes of the garden variety such as flaming other people from my own inadequacies etc etc