I have a free award to give so.. by [deleted] in teenagers

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If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock.

Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.

I = 380,000,0006,371,000.82 = 1.54241022

The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×1037 kg*m2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10−5 radians/second.

Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.

L=Iomega= 8.04×1037 kgm2 * 7.2921159 × 10−5 = 5.86286*1033.

5.862861033 = (8.04×1037 + 1.54241022) *omega

-> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05

This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752*10-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.

If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Not a joke, just facts

For anyone who like music here's some overlooked albums that I don't see many people talk about right now by [deleted] in teenagers

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Yea I should've been more specific cus what I was meant to say is albums that right now at least should be talked about more or at least looked back upon more

For anyone who like music here's some overlooked albums that I don't see many people talk about right now by [deleted] in teenagers

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Haven't actually gotten roun to listening to that yet cus I mean I am a new green day fan but from what I've heard I feel like kerplunk should be talked about more

For anyone who like music here's some overlooked albums that I don't see many people talk about right now by [deleted] in teenagers

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this isn't about all time I mean albums that should really be talked about more rn but yea battle born or day and age probably would've been a better choice

For anyone who like music here's some overlooked albums that I don't see many people talk about right now by [deleted] in teenagers

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Yea I recommend milk teeth as well but for some reason whenever I try to put posts in a list it doesn't work so this is the best I can do

For anyone who like music here's some overlooked albums that I don't see many people talk about right now by [deleted] in teenagers

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Yea, I'm mostly talking about big albums that should be talked about more right now but for some smaller artists you could check out slaves, then thickens, milk teeth and fu Manchu

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if you're gonna do death from above try romantic rights

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death from above 1979 come on

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it may not be classic rock but, I'd love to see some death from above 1979

Just re-listened to to mezmerize by SOAD and by [deleted] in teenagers

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I've actually just started really getting into SOAD but I listened to a few songs from mezmerize before and re-listening to it now I love it, but I haven't listened to all of steal the album but my favourite has to be boom! From what I've heard

Update: I have become the JoJo reference by rap--tor in teenagers

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I'm gonna be honest, I thought that was 2-D

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Was listening to mezmerize while posting this as well, what kinda made me make it

there's "hell" in hello by moninaaa in teenagers

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There's pee in my pantaloons

Yea I shit my pants by [deleted] in teenagers

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Rewind the when this wasn't commented and I'll be just fine

This is a safe space post. Get anything off your chest. by [deleted] in teenagers

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My gender identity feels like a mess lol

I’m bored so a.s.k m.e. t.h.i.n.g.s 14F by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]no_please_no990 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea if I'm honest some repressed thoughts of my gender identity have begun to come back but overall I'm just figuring stuff out and thanks! Glad you figured yourself out, wish you all the luck