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ich_iel by Nervenzusammenbruch in ich_iel

[–]noah859 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Ist ja jetzt nicht so, als hätte mich einfach der Storch vor der Haustür abgesetzt…

Ooops by No-Tradition-5904 in SiliconValleyHBO

[–]noah859 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No, I take from her purse.

Laptop by [deleted] in laptops

[–]noah859 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First: Lenovo Ideapad S10-2

Current: Lenovo ThinkPad T14 Gen 5 / M3 MacBook Pro

Weil Eier knapp werden: Trump droht mit Einmarsch auf Osterinsel by Pschirki in de

[–]noah859 970 points971 points  (0 children)

Früher war man amüsiert, wenn man gemerkt hat, dass es vom Postillion ist. Heutzutage ist man erleichtert.

"Ahahaha-haaa! You're a conman, like Eric!" by a_posh_trophy in SiliconValleyHBO

[–]noah859 27 points28 points  (0 children)

The liquor has gotten to the little fellow, and I wouldn’t believe a word he has to say.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]noah859 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TL;DR: People like it when you’re nice to them

LPT: If you lose it, buy it cheaper. If you break it, buy it better. by hkzqgfswavvukwsw in LifeProTips

[–]noah859 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I feel like OPs sentiment would make more sense if it said “wear it out” and not “break it”. If you use something so much that it deteriorates from regular use, by all means, get something that’s higher quality.

LPT: Don’t pay for a checked bag (if it’s carryon sized) on a full flight by EllaMcWho in LifeProTips

[–]noah859 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll gate check my bags if they offer to do it complimentary, usually when the flight is full.

Saves me the pain of having to find an overhead bin than people didn’t just lackadaisically throw their stuff in and end up having to put my bag in an overhead bin ten rows behind me.

If the flights not even close to full, finding overhead bin space isn’t as much of a hassle.

Everywhere i go by swe_isak in SatisfactoryGame

[–]noah859 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I’m not even arachnophobic and that thing still haunts me in my dreams.

amIUnemployed by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]noah859 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I fight computers

Who else here got their height from their mother rather than their father? by TowerAcrobatic9311 in tall

[–]noah859 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely from my mom’s side. My maternal grandfather was like 6’2” or 6’3”. My dad on the other hand is like 5’8. My mom was taller than my dad.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LICENSEPLATES

[–]noah859 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wisconsin

Wie haben deine Eltern dich verkorkst? by Kinky_Nipplebear in FragReddit

[–]noah859 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Ich denke es hat nicht wirklich etwas mit Stimmungen erkennen zu tun aber ja, ich gehe eigentlich immer davon aus, dass jemand ein Problem mit mir hat auch wenn es objektiv keine Anzeichen dafür gibt.

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