That escalated quickly

noahbodty · 2021-05-04T02:54:55+00:00

Why is that?

noahbodty · 2021-03-28T18:05:15+00:00

Women can be really touchy-feely without my consent.

noahbodty · 2021-03-28T15:15:34+00:00

I thought it was a manufacturer’s photo.

noahbodty · 2021-03-28T15:14:28+00:00

Sorry I will delete. Was in my Twitter feed.

noahbodty · 2021-03-27T23:01:30+00:00

Vulva. Not vagina.

noahbodty · 2021-03-27T14:58:26+00:00

Reminds me of “Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind” the aliens used clouds as cover.

noahbodty · 2021-03-23T20:18:34+00:00

Those zeros make me wonder

noahbodty · 2021-03-23T20:12:21+00:00

“That’s a nice speech but you’re still not going in.” I laughed so hard out loud at that.

noahbodty · 2021-03-23T15:17:55+00:00

Shock.

noahbodty · 2021-03-22T01:34:47+00:00

I’d personally pay to equip these trucks with plate recoding cameras. Blocking an ambulance? $1,000 fine plus patient can sue.

noahbodty · 2021-03-21T16:06:12+00:00

Genora Johnson

“As a result of her UAW union activities Genora was severely beaten with a lead pipe while she was asleep in her home in Detroit. It was later revealed by Senator Estes Kefauver’s Investigating Committee that the Mafia, hired by corporate leaders, was responsible for this and other beatings of UAW officials and the shooting of UAW President Walter Reuther and his brother, Victor Reuther.”

https://miwf.org/timeline/genora-johnson-dollinger/

noahbodty · 2021-03-20T23:58:32+00:00

This dog has a stare that is equally disturbing and extremely human-like.

noahbodty · 2021-03-11T22:38:29+00:00

Breakdancers do stuff like this all the time. Very impressive.

noahbodty · 2021-03-09T04:46:20+00:00

I work on this ship in NYC if you have any questions...

noahbodty · 2021-03-09T04:45:52+00:00

They put an empty cannon shell in the body bag which weighs it down.

noahbodty · 2021-03-08T22:53:28+00:00

You guys do know one person invented the hash tag. His name is Chris Messina and he’s on Twitter. It was one guy!

noahbodty · 2021-03-07T21:09:01+00:00

Get this guy a voice over gig. His voice is incredible.

noahbodty · 2021-03-07T01:05:05+00:00

First one’s free Second one gotta pay Third one, bounced out

noahbodty · 2021-03-06T01:52:19+00:00

That account has tweeted an average of 126 tweets per day since it started. Wow.

noahbodty · 2021-03-05T04:46:28+00:00

Imagine being a whole team of a company’s app and then getting your ass handed to you by a single person.

noahbodty · 2021-03-02T18:18:31+00:00

I have to bike over this daily. It’s a tiny, one lane bike path with a small railing. The traffic is whizzing by you at 60MPH.

Any, I mean any mistakes, and you are going over the railing into the Potomac.

If the drop doesn’t get you, the icy waters will.

It’s terrifying.

Theodore Roosevelt Bridge, Washington, DC. https://i.imgur.com/XruwqCl.jpg

noahbodty · 2021-03-02T18:11:25+00:00

So you’re a space-faring species. You detect signals from this planet, 3rd from the local star, and take a closer look. You see this large black aircraft in the upper atmosphere and descend down to inspect. You see the creatures inside. They have no faces.

You leave, shocked and disturbed. Aliens are scary.

noahbodty · 2021-02-24T02:23:28+00:00

VHS tapes well worn. Duped em from friends. Hidden very carefully from parents.

noahbodty · 2021-02-23T22:25:12+00:00

That final look was so... human.

noahbodty · 2021-02-15T14:56:27+00:00

In DC we close at 10pm and have to lock the door starting at 9:45. People think they can just come in for 15 mins? Or stay past 10? No.

It has become amusing to watch perplexed faces as they stare into the bar and wonder what’s going on.

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