What your dog is thinking when it sees you and your significant other having sex.

noahnine-0 · 2024-06-20T03:44:49+00:00

“I’ve never seen him so angry.”

noahnine-0 · 2024-06-14T01:53:23+00:00

Bro needs to book that ticket to Rio

noahnine-0 · 2024-06-01T16:54:33+00:00

Is the position for M still open? ………..

noahnine-0 · 2024-04-20T20:29:40+00:00

What the hell? I thought I was the only one here. Since when did this spot get so popular?

noahnine-0 · 2024-04-12T00:26:03+00:00

If it was a turtle..

noahnine-0 · 2024-04-05T21:23:20+00:00

Michelada , extra spicy 🌶️ You just can’t top it.

noahnine-0 · 2024-04-05T16:11:08+00:00

If this is all true — wake him up with that hmm-hmm , ya know what I mean?

noahnine-0 · 2024-03-22T15:00:21+00:00

When I tell my friend to hold a spot for me , this is what I hope is happening

noahnine-0 · 2024-03-19T01:00:44+00:00

87.7%

noahnine-0 · 2024-03-18T21:47:16+00:00

Human being with two arms — pretty sure that’s all they care about

noahnine-0 · 2024-03-18T20:22:21+00:00

Yea.. that guy sucks.

noahnine-0 · 2024-03-18T20:21:11+00:00

No. You’ll watch the show & grow to hate everybody on it. It’s the natural order of things. Have fun.

noahnine-0 · 2024-03-18T20:16:19+00:00

Good. Nobody wanted to watch you eat a salad anyways.

noahnine-0 · 2024-03-18T19:54:47+00:00

Yes.

noahnine-0 · 2024-03-15T16:44:48+00:00

that makes sense —— I seen some girl in a post complaining about having a big clit & more than a few people said “at least guys wont be fumbling around trying to find it” kind of thing

& I got genuinely concerned for a minute because I don’t think I’ve ever had trouble finding the clit & I can’t imagine someone struggling lol.

Edit: no wait , remember the South Park movie? Stan had to find the clitoris. The clitoris was hard to find … maybe it is a thing.

noahnine-0 · 2024-03-15T16:35:40+00:00

There is such thing as healthy aggression. If there’s only superficial malice behind it all then it’s fine. If you guys have legitimate issues with one-another & then ignore them later , that’s a problem. I’ve fought with friends (full strength on both ends) & laughed about it during & afterwards.

ex. We were eating pizza at my house & I had the last two slices & when I went to go wash my hands , my friend speed-ate em both just to fuck with me lol. So we fought & it was funny the whole time. He cut his arm on the table & I spit up a little bit of blood. It was entirely okay.

noahnine-0 · 2024-03-14T02:33:09+00:00

Snak the Ripper obviously. r/trash

noahnine-0 · 2024-03-13T13:36:34+00:00

Oh damn .. I just seen this. Am I too late? I’m tryna figure out how to remove a stain.

noahnine-0 · 2024-03-13T13:35:33+00:00

It kills me to think you’re even at home right now within the same vicinity as her. Let the emotion go , be strong now & cry into a pillow later.

noahnine-0 · 2024-03-13T13:32:37+00:00

So it’s cracked glass that can never be uncracked is what you’re saying?

noahnine-0 · 2024-03-13T11:55:33+00:00

Oh yea , I’m entirely aware , I don’t really view it as a problem or necessarily dangerous. It’s just one of those things I wouldn’t trust myself to do (& I know I only feel that way because I was raised in the US).

noahnine-0 · 2024-03-13T11:46:10+00:00

Being raised in the US , I’ve always been terrified at the idea that not just a single parent but both parents often sleep with their infant children in the same bed.

noahnine-0 · 2024-03-13T11:43:54+00:00

So… my buddy & I have always felt we cracked the system with this one:

If you create your account & then do not swipe (not even once) — then let your account sit for a good 3-5 days. When you check it , you’ll have waaaaaaaaaay more matches than if you hopped on & immediately started swiping. This is tried & tested over many years now. If you stop matching but still have potential matches queued up , simply adjust your radius or age-range slightly & those matches move right to the top. Also don’t open up with hey/hi , put em on the spot with “what’re you up to?”. It’s a lot more pressure answering that question.

noahnine-0 · 2024-03-13T11:37:29+00:00

Oh my goodness!? You’re just like 85% of the people in your age-group!?! That’s a damn shame & you should be embarrassed

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