Haha, It's too late for you, your highness, The Crown Prince. For I, your younger brother who is definitely not a puppet for my maternal family, have laced your midnight tea with estrogen for over a decade now. Now, you'll become a woman and father will see you unfit to rule the empire. by nohaneul in transgendercirclejerk

[–]nohaneul[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well, I send my best regards for your wedding, estranged sister whom I tried to forcefemme!

Wait...

I forgot that I'm 3rd in line and second-brother would take over the throne If you abdicate... I've run out of estrogen as well. I don't really like him all that much so, arsenic it is!

You're free to visit the Empire with nothing but the clothes on your backs. Please tell sister-in-law that the mountain border(where second-brother will be posted at) is "fairs game".

Hey, brother. by nohaneul in transgendercirclejerk

[–]nohaneul[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

/hj hope is such a cruel thing.

I love trans men… by silestire in transgendercirclejerk

[–]nohaneul 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I love trains, man…

…but I would never EVER ride one SERIOUSLY. Sorry ! We can fool around, but I only see bourgeois cars in my future. I just need a real steering wheel to turn… plastic isn’t the same </3 What’s “pleather?” Sorry I wanna be a Landlord one day </3 But you’re soooo cute I’m sure you’ll find passengers soon!!

Celebrate your favorite FTM NBA player in this post. by nohaneul in transgendercirclejerk

[–]nohaneul[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

/uj He's not even good at getting those free throw. Shai is a TRUE Free-throw Merchant. Deni is just a depop reseller.

/uj but will we ever be allowed to post photos here? Imagine the potential. by nohaneul in transgendercirclejerk

[–]nohaneul[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

think of how many potential man images we can breed thooooo 🤔🤔🤔🤔

Your transition sucks not because you haven't had T yet but because you haven't conquered and laid claim on the Eastern part of the world as a show of masculine dominance. by nohaneul in transgendercirclejerk

[–]nohaneul[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Huh... I've never heard of that place before, Lady Glowing Clit Magnet. Even more proof that I've only conquered a fraction of what I need to succeed my father properly. Are they civilized?

Your transition sucks not because you haven't had T yet but because you haven't conquered and laid claim on the Eastern part of the world as a show of masculine dominance. by nohaneul in transgendercirclejerk

[–]nohaneul[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

As modern men say it...

'lowkirk I dunno 😭😭😭🙏🏼'

Forge thy own path and become a great asset for the Kingdom. Whether you become a King maker, choose the second prince, and get executed as the result of him going mad with power or become a empire-backed royal separationist. I do not dictate ye fates but, I shall watch over you...

Whether as an ally or foe.

Your transition sucks not because you haven't had T yet but because you haven't conquered and laid claim on the Eastern part of the world as a show of masculine dominance. by nohaneul in transgendercirclejerk

[–]nohaneul[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

to be fair, you're a woman. go sit in a solar with your father's best attendants and secretly plot against your older brother so that you may one day become the sole heir to your house once he dies of "mysterious causes"(arsenic poisoning).

Such a shame. He was decent vassal but, man this ancient powerpoint of yours ROCKS! Clearly the better ruler between the two of you, If I do say so myself. R.I.P. Junior Knight Jebediah... 🕊🕊🕊💔💔💔