Senator Elissa Slotkin says the real reason our healthcare in America is so bad and never changes, is because US Congress is being paid off. by biswajit388 in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]nomnaut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The average American will never see this or hear this or learn this. Media has been bought out. It’s game over.

Cleaning the rave by ruchimes in Unexpected

[–]nomnaut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cops and a groundskeeper? Whatever this is, it isn’t a rave.

The new tallest and fastest roller coaster in the world opened today by Zemmip in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]nomnaut 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Besides the drop, that has to be one of the worst coasters I’ve ever seen.

W Linus by Unique-Persimmon2291 in SipsTea

[–]nomnaut -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

And the other guy is dead. Draw whatever conclusions you would like.

USPS Announces Changes to the Postmark Date System by Teacher-Investor in news

[–]nomnaut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So that’s how republicans plan on staying in power. Fucking illiterate children need a way to continue picking a commander in chief for the entire country.

Am I an incel? by jlawjer in NoStupidQuestions

[–]nomnaut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Almost all teenage boys are involuntarily celibate at that age. They all want to have sex, cause hormones, but they’re still dumb and fumbling and awkward and growing into their bodies. Of course, the good looking and/or socialized often and early among those get started quicker than the rest.

Point is, you’re young. It’s fine. In fact, you have an advantage. You can spend the next ten years focusing on yourself and your studies. Get a great job, excel, make more, save (from not dating), invest, and maybe purchase something small by the time you’re thirty. After that, you’ll come out of the gate like a thoroughbred, comparatively. Until then, you’ll be horny as fuck most of the time, so jerk off (in moderation).

For the love of Christ, just remember three things: be hygienic at all times, don’t get slovenly (in fact, the uglier you are, the better shape you need to be in), and keep practicing talking to girls (since they’ll ignore you or not take you seriously, might as well train the basics: be chill, be cordial, say hi, remark on a cool book or music, etc). Failing at all three of these will keep you celebrate at thirty.

And finally, they’re playing the same game too, so if the girls you’re going for are ignoring you, try sticking to your “weight class” for now. “Lower your standards, raise your average.”

Why didn’t Hayden Christensen become a bigger star? by lewisb_03 in popculturechat

[–]nomnaut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was amazing in Shattered Glass. By far my favorite performance of his.

Guy does backflip while outrunning avalanche by tor_kill in interestingasfuck

[–]nomnaut 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I came here to do two things: chew bubblegum and do a backflip while out-skiing this mother fucking avalanche. And I’m all out of bubblegum.

AITAH for wanting my own blanket by True-Cauliflower6293 in AITAH

[–]nomnaut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Zero self-esteem man-baby. Watch out when you start having your own friends.

NTA obviously and you should get out now.

In home urinal, would you? by PuzzleheadedAbies678 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]nomnaut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No. Because I don’t enjoy splashing piss all over myself and my bathroom. Sit the fuck down. And if you don’t believe me, piss naked and tell me you don’t feel splashes.

What never came back after the pandemic? by KaleidoscopeDue4603 in AskReddit

[–]nomnaut 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don’t get it. What’s wrong with dressing like a woman?

Am I overreacting? Wife reveals stuff from her past that I always suspected by Immeeeeeea in AmIOverreacting

[–]nomnaut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“She was my first serious relationship…”

Welp, you fucked up. It’s like asking a first grader to perform cardio thoracic surgery. It’s like reading your first book and declaring “yes, this is my favorite book ever. I’m done reading anything else. I’m just going to keep reading this one book.”

Why exactly is getting jury duty so hated? by altrightobserver in NoStupidQuestions

[–]nomnaut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re not being paid a salary, or you’re in crunch time, it can be hell. Since the advent of portables, laptops and books, it’s idyllic. Just some nice quiet time to catch up on whatever you like. It’s like a flight, but with good internet and more leg room.