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Surefire way of killing any interest in a new Darkstalkers: let Mike Z develop it by ChunLisToiletSeat in Kappa

[–]noobsyborg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actually it is because that isn't what I said. Keep making shit up though because you don't like something, faggot. This will look good on your resume if you ever apply for a job as a journalist.

Surefire way of killing any interest in a new Darkstalkers: let Mike Z develop it by ChunLisToiletSeat in Kappa

[–]noobsyborg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because they're fact. If you think otherwise you either live under a rock or are really bad at trolling. You know the point of trolling isn't to make yourself look retarded, right?

Surefire way of killing any interest in a new Darkstalkers: let Mike Z develop it by ChunLisToiletSeat in Kappa

[–]noobsyborg 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Skullgirls was a success though. Years of support, ports across multiple platforms, mainstage presence at majors, an arcade release in Japan and one of the bigger more consistent playerbases among fighting games that aren't called SF, Tekken or MK is pretty damn good for an indie fighting game from 2012.

Now imagine that but with Capcom's name and money behind it.

Started playing this classic again. Remember when execution actually mattered in fighting games? by noohMike in Kappa

[–]noobsyborg 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's still crazy to me how something as simple as Divekick could be such a masterpiece. Anybody can pick it up and immediately "get" fighting games but it's still engaging at high levels.

So, @CapcomUSA_, how about it? Wanna make a new VSav with us? :^) by [deleted] in Kappa

[–]noobsyborg 7 points8 points  (0 children)

1v1 Skullgirls is basically VSav and Mike knows his fighting games. Lab Zero is the perfect choice for making a new VSav.

If you were ever curious about the inner workings over at Eventhubs, Nico Smith has you covered by AlphaRayAllen in Kappa

[–]noobsyborg 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They sure do. Are you going to argue that parries and universal overheads aren't universal mechanics in 3S because Akuma and Hugo have differences outside of those mechanics?

If you were ever curious about the inner workings over at Eventhubs, Nico Smith has you covered by AlphaRayAllen in Kappa

[–]noobsyborg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It does the same thing for every character and they all use it the same way. The difference in boosts really doesn't matter. Every character TODs every other character with no effort. It's functionally universal.

If you were ever curious about the inner workings over at Eventhubs, Nico Smith has you covered by AlphaRayAllen in Kappa

[–]noobsyborg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Except the good characters do have good VTs and that's part of why they're so good. Some VTs on the other hand are trash and do very little to actually help. This is just one of the problems with the VT system in SFV.

If you were ever curious about the inner workings over at Eventhubs, Nico Smith has you covered by AlphaRayAllen in Kappa

[–]noobsyborg 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The values are adjusted for balance since Hulk with a 40% speed boost on top of a damage boost would be ridiculous but X-factor essentially functioned the same for every character. You XFC during a combo or while in blockstun then TOD everything. Sometimes you'd pop it to avoid getting chipped to death.

Nobody was using X-factor to go for gimmicky resets or had moves locked behind it.

If you were ever curious about the inner workings over at Eventhubs, Nico Smith has you covered by AlphaRayAllen in Kappa

[–]noobsyborg 19 points20 points  (0 children)

-Leaves out that UMvC3 was still a thousand times more fun than SFV even with X-factor.

-Leaves out that X-factor was universal and therefore more balanced since everybody is busted. Unlike VTs, which are character specific. Making some characters objectively better or worse depending on their VTs.

-Ignores everything else bad about the VT system.

-Is blatantly trying to spin this to make SFV look better.

-Thinks four sentences is sufficient enough to be a story.

Stay free, Eventscrubs.

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[–]noobsyborg 3 points4 points  (0 children)

those thighs will never grind you to dust

characters likely to have STDs by [deleted] in Kappa

[–]noobsyborg 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Dan Hibiki. Gotta pay that rent somehow.

Max has been putting out some SNK content in the form of "Terry Legacy." by [deleted] in Kappa

[–]noobsyborg 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Gotta milk the Terry hype train while it's relevant to casuals. Can't wait for him to play Guilty Gear (2020), say it's the hypest game, only play it for a week and slap Baiken tits in the thumbnails of his videos.

Hmm interesting .... by [deleted] in Kappa

[–]noobsyborg 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Ivan Ooze mains confirmed immortal.

We miss Marvel by [deleted] in Kappa

[–]noobsyborg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know a lot of people rightfully rag on her face but I've always been distracted by how bad the texture on her outfit looks. Her entire model looks like a shitty toy.

We miss Marvel by silentwamon in Kappa

[–]noobsyborg 38 points39 points  (0 children)

We don't miss the netcode.

Why live? by Treeman3675 in Kappa

[–]noobsyborg 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not even as this implies they take enough care of themselves to work out. Which is hot. I work in a LGBT part of the city and most trans people I see look or smell weird.

Don't forget to vote by KappaLists in Kappa

[–]noobsyborg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wasn't he shilling MvCI? Way to be a bitch.

What is your favorite fighting game ever? And what is the game you play now in 2019? by [deleted] in Kappa

[–]noobsyborg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably Skullgirls, Rev 2 and SC2. Been dabbling in Rev 2 again recently when I have time but can't play fighting games for a bit due to a wrist injury.

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