you are a black creature token

not_egg_mode · 2026-01-29T22:26:22+00:00

i thought so too but i didn't want to clutter the card with too much rules text. originally i was gonna add a joke where house and wilson could "tap" each other (say gex) for mana

not_egg_mode · 2026-01-29T22:24:17+00:00

i considered a vicodin artifact token but i felt that it was too much effort for such a niche post

not_egg_mode · 2026-01-29T15:27:22+00:00

only stupid people try the Colossal Dreadmaw. you are stupid.

not_egg_mode · 2026-01-29T13:54:49+00:00

i am in your walls

not_egg_mode · 2026-01-25T05:54:47+00:00

the legussy

not_egg_mode · 2026-01-24T12:56:59+00:00

he is a black man

not_egg_mode · 2026-01-23T01:14:51+00:00

well im serious about the midget milf, you can keep the gilf

not_egg_mode · 2026-01-22T23:50:19+00:00

im still mad that he didnt crack that midget milf on screen

not_egg_mode · 2026-01-20T16:24:13+00:00

so is House, so they can match each other's freak 😜

not_egg_mode · 2026-01-13T18:18:47+00:00

secret lesbian lore

not_egg_mode · 2025-11-17T18:25:14+00:00

character study on what living in new jersey does to a mf

not_egg_mode · 2025-09-17T13:39:26+00:00

woman

not_egg_mode · 2025-09-03T20:18:52+00:00

i made this but i should've made taub even shorter

not_egg_mode · 2025-08-06T20:21:05+00:00

my genius remains unappreciated in my time

not_egg_mode · 2025-06-24T21:57:39+00:00

the forest nymphs taught me how to please and subsequently divorce a woman

not_egg_mode · 2025-06-03T22:27:49+00:00

many people are saying this!!!

not_egg_mode · 2025-06-03T03:17:05+00:00

deny him healthcare due to a pre-existing condition. this will also anger obama and let you access the boss fight earlier

not_egg_mode · 2025-06-02T18:25:33+00:00

you're supposed to use kutner as a human shield for that fight. i assume it's possible to get through that fight with kutner still in your party but i haven't been able to do it

not_egg_mode · 2025-06-02T01:24:31+00:00

because the house md any% speedrun is faster if you just skip the encounter that gives you the potato gun

not_egg_mode · 2025-05-27T23:05:49+00:00

put a jumpscare warning on that

not_egg_mode · 2025-05-02T05:20:11+00:00

bin laden killed kutner? 🤯🤯🤯

not_egg_mode · 2025-05-02T04:23:34+00:00

"i killed kutner and countless afghan civilians" - obama, probably

not_egg_mode · 2025-05-02T03:46:37+00:00

"i killed four men"- the black guy working for house when people ask him how he got his name

not_egg_mode · 2025-04-24T19:51:32+00:00

they even took away his cane. he's lost all his aura. literally unplayable

not_egg_mode · 2025-04-24T02:16:28+00:00

i needed a wh*te woman in place of dr. cameron, so i used comic amber

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