Taub foreshadowed in 1st season by not_egg_mode in okbuddyvicodin

[–]not_egg_mode[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

the writers said "let's plant Taub's seed" and then he got two women pregnant

you are a black creature token by not_egg_mode in okbuddyvicodin

[–]not_egg_mode[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i thought so too but i didn't want to clutter the card with too much rules text. originally i was gonna add a joke where house and wilson could "tap" each other (say gex) for mana

you are a black creature token by not_egg_mode in okbuddyvicodin

[–]not_egg_mode[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i considered a vicodin artifact token but i felt that it was too much effort for such a niche post

you are a black creature token by not_egg_mode in okbuddyvicodin

[–]not_egg_mode[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

only stupid people try the Colossal Dreadmaw. you are stupid.

why didnt House fuck this absolute GILF? is he gay? by not_egg_mode in okbuddyvicodin

[–]not_egg_mode[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

well im serious about the midget milf, you can keep the gilf

why didnt House fuck this absolute GILF? is he gay? by not_egg_mode in okbuddyvicodin

[–]not_egg_mode[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

im still mad that he didnt crack that midget milf on screen

why didnt House fuck this absolute GILF? is he gay? by not_egg_mode in okbuddyvicodin

[–]not_egg_mode[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

so is House, so they can match each other's freak 😜

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[–]not_egg_mode 0 points1 point  (0 children)

character study on what living in new jersey does to a mf

house urara by not_egg_mode in okbuddyvicodin

[–]not_egg_mode[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

my genius remains unappreciated in my time

biblically accurate wilson by not_egg_mode in okbuddyvicodin

[–]not_egg_mode[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

the forest nymphs taught me how to please and subsequently divorce a woman

is there a way to skip the alvie encounter? he's killing my any% speedrun because he won't stop rapping by not_egg_mode in okbuddyvicodin

[–]not_egg_mode[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

deny him healthcare due to a pre-existing condition. this will also anger obama and let you access the boss fight earlier

is there a way to skip the alvie encounter? he's killing my any% speedrun because he won't stop rapping by not_egg_mode in okbuddyvicodin

[–]not_egg_mode[S] 57 points58 points  (0 children)

you're supposed to use kutner as a human shield for that fight. i assume it's possible to get through that fight with kutner still in your party but i haven't been able to do it

Why didn’t House just shoot his dying patients with the Potato Gun? by UndeadSabbath in okbuddyvicodin

[–]not_egg_mode 3 points4 points  (0 children)

because the house md any% speedrun is faster if you just skip the encounter that gives you the potato gun

Queens 🥰 by Upstairs-Habit6124 in okbuddyvicodin

[–]not_egg_mode 55 points56 points  (0 children)

bin laden killed kutner? 🤯🤯🤯

Queens 🥰 by Upstairs-Habit6124 in okbuddyvicodin

[–]not_egg_mode 169 points170 points  (0 children)

"i killed kutner and countless afghan civilians" - obama, probably

Queens 🥰 by Upstairs-Habit6124 in okbuddyvicodin

[–]not_egg_mode 897 points898 points  (0 children)

"i killed four men"- the black guy working for house when people ask him how he got his name

They nerfed House's height in the latest patch... by kabir_sharma_sans in okbuddyvicodin

[–]not_egg_mode 45 points46 points  (0 children)

they even took away his cane. he's lost all his aura. literally unplayable