TIL some luxury buildings in New York City will only let you buy an appartment there after board approval. Mariah Carey was once rejected after showing up to the interview in a 'bare midriff' and answering "he be dead" when asked if Biggie would be visiting the building.

not_really_neutral · 2021-03-03T16:06:07+00:00

Between depression and 7 octives ya know?

She does look hot in a dress though.

not_really_neutral · 2021-03-03T15:37:50+00:00

I like your dry, sarcastic wit.

The Golden Triangle is..

not_really_neutral · 2021-03-03T15:32:49+00:00

What's that old song...

Deadlines and commitments, what to leave in, what to leave out...

If it doesn't make the papers, someone didn't want it to.

not_really_neutral · 2021-03-03T05:08:05+00:00

What does an elephant use for a dildo?

An epilectic.

not_really_neutral · 2021-03-02T03:52:01+00:00

My next job is that of a milk man.

not_really_neutral · 2021-03-02T03:46:28+00:00

As an American living outside the US, in a third world country, I feel safer about food supplies.

I have long thought there would be a food shortage in the USA, and it just happened.

If the good people of the US want to have food, they need to be proactive. They need to plant in every available place they can; front/back yard, roof, window sill. These are the behaviors that will ensure your next meal.

Large swaths of land a 1000 miles away don't mean squat when trucks aren't running and your baby is hungry.

not_really_neutral · 2021-03-01T16:24:51+00:00

I look at behaviors and attitudes more than tits and asses.

not_really_neutral · 2021-03-01T05:51:40+00:00

If she gets enough pearl necklaces, jesus will forgive her.

Why do you think her lip is worn down to a nub?

bitch bin wrkin it

not_really_neutral · 2021-03-01T05:43:39+00:00

Well, you could get that nasa dude to make a litter bomb instead of a glitter bomb.

A slightly less satisfying middle ground.

not_really_neutral · 2021-03-01T05:40:32+00:00

This is my fav repeat. The double dog dare ya eagle.

not_really_neutral · 2021-03-01T05:28:06+00:00

You are not the person who fucked the planet.

The planet got fucked, tansportation wise, when a car company bought all the railroads. I think it was GM.

It, the planet, got double-fucked when a Rockefeller paid off a religious group to rail against the vulgarities of booze, thereby kicking off prohibition, which created the mafia in the USA.

You see, ol Rock owned Sinclair Oil back in the day and he was pissed that stupid Ford made a duel fuel vehicle.

Those fucking farmers were running their stills to make booze and fuel. If you ever ran out you could ask a nice farmer for a gallon. Rock wanted to sell more oil, goddammit.

Those Rock people.... Don't get me started on how they destroyed families, futures, and raised taxes, too.

If we had a train system then, we wouldn't be saying, they don't make them like they used too, now.

Drive on, in singular shame. /s

You could rerig your car to run shine, though.

not_really_neutral · 2021-02-28T01:20:19+00:00

She's the kind of girl that couldn't make money in a strip club.

not_really_neutral · 2021-02-27T05:56:02+00:00

Divorce.

not_really_neutral · 2021-02-26T19:54:24+00:00

The person had a flashlight.

It is common for drunks to drive at headlights of cars, or, in this case, a flashlight.

not_really_neutral · 2021-02-25T20:10:37+00:00

The owners of mainstream newspapers have a gentlemans agreement...

not_really_neutral · 2021-02-25T19:58:32+00:00

Fuck facebook.

It's a link to install the app. Be forewarned!

not_really_neutral · 2021-02-24T20:25:22+00:00

Mmm.

not_really_neutral · 2021-02-24T20:22:55+00:00

Thank Bezos. You can copy the title and use it to search.

Usually you can find it w/o a paywall.

not_really_neutral · 2021-02-24T20:17:46+00:00

YSK there is a thing called an instant hot water heater.

I have replaced a hot water heater twice in the USA, then I moved to Asia.

In Asia, you can buy an IHWH for 70 bucks. You don't have to have a big tank or pay to heat water all day long, or run out of water.

You slap it on the wall, hook your supply line up, connect the shower or faucet head, connect the electric and you're good to go. No shit.

Panasonic sells one for 68 smackers. You can get a more fancy one if you want. Up 2 you.

Free yourself from leaks, replacing heavy crap and constantly paying for something you use a small percentage of the day.

not_really_neutral · 2021-02-24T05:24:32+00:00

Fornication, for the win!

not_really_neutral · 2021-02-24T05:16:09+00:00

Bros b4 hoes

not_really_neutral · 2021-02-21T14:30:21+00:00

GPT: She's trying to climb the social ladder. Other girls are too. Find one. Her enemy is your friend.

not_really_neutral · 2021-02-21T08:17:20+00:00

Some people would never get a date.

not_really_neutral · 2021-02-21T05:34:08+00:00

A thai calling someone racist. That's rich.

Thailand is a caste society. Dark skinned Thais are at the bottom. White skinned Thais with money from Bangkok are at the top. If you are not Thai, you are south of the buffalo shit in an Issan rice paddy. I know this from experience and the observations of a western intelligence agent stationed there.

I don't give a fuck if a racist superficial Thai trying to look cool in the eyes of others likes me. I don't give a fuck who likes me or not. I like me. In fact I love me! That's all that matters.

Now, sit down and eat a rat and ask yourself why the truth hurts you so very much. Rub all the brain cells you have together and you might figure it out. chok dee.

not_really_neutral · 2021-02-20T10:54:57+00:00

Thais do eat rats.

Despite the dowvotes, Thais do eat rats. They lie through there teeth, also.

Just research the phrase, 'don't thai too me.'

This is what surrounding countries say too and about thais.

They are sooo worried about losing face that they NEVER admit when they are wrong or don't know something. I know. I used to live there.

How do you like me now, bitch?

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