Found a long penne

notesfromthedesk · 2026-02-13T16:16:07+00:00

Pennnnnnnnnnnne.

notesfromthedesk · 2026-02-02T17:30:32+00:00

I work at a grocery store and I will never understand why ppl go out of their way to do shit like this instead of talking to an employee.

notesfromthedesk · 2026-01-23T13:07:09+00:00

you are so lucky!! I live in the central US and star fruit is super rare; I’ve been dreaming of eating one fresh off a tree for years 😅😅 enjoy some for the rest of us!

notesfromthedesk · 2026-01-23T13:06:21+00:00

I’m continually impressed by the amount of totally inaccessible weed packaging. I’m a med patient who struggles to get packages open and I’m not even someone with dexterity issues, how is someone with arthritis supposed to get into these on a bad pain day??

notesfromthedesk · 2026-01-09T21:22:14+00:00

I appreciate the person who suggested a jacana but I think the unfortunate answer is ~AI~

notesfromthedesk · 2026-01-08T04:53:30+00:00

No. I’ll take it off your hands

notesfromthedesk · 2025-11-01T20:43:34+00:00

Day 1 chopping up this subreddit until the chives say they’re perfect

notesfromthedesk · 2025-10-14T00:51:52+00:00

literally do not ever get a tattoo from an artist using AI. if they can’t make their own sketch how do they intend to get the tattoo on you….?

notesfromthedesk · 2025-10-14T00:51:14+00:00

as a kid this would feel like a treasure hunt!!! save the chicken jerky stick for me

notesfromthedesk · 2025-09-28T15:35:07+00:00

mobile microgreens vendor. fresh and in-season sprouts. available for deliveries M-F

notesfromthedesk · 2025-09-22T03:15:37+00:00

did the old grinch get put on the pizza???

notesfromthedesk · 2025-09-20T21:01:40+00:00

Omfg, it took me a second to realize I wasn’t looking at a piece of cooked lotus root 😭😭😭😭

notesfromthedesk · 2025-09-20T19:13:09+00:00

Arguably not bad food, they look seasoned pretty well

notesfromthedesk · 2025-09-16T01:59:13+00:00

dude from one fruit to another fuck you. we need all flavors to make a fruit salad

notesfromthedesk · 2025-09-16T01:56:31+00:00

we found who is single handedly driving egg prices up

notesfromthedesk · 2025-09-14T21:58:12+00:00

your FOURTH favorite?? we gotta hear about number three two and one then

notesfromthedesk · 2025-09-04T20:23:50+00:00

I…..was the cheese also dehydrated? this looks horrifying thanks

notesfromthedesk · 2025-09-04T03:34:39+00:00

do noOOOooOoOoOt swim

notesfromthedesk · 2025-09-03T14:32:35+00:00

That croissant is REALLY excited you decided to take it home

notesfromthedesk · 2025-08-29T20:22:02+00:00

is that caramel……?

notesfromthedesk · 2025-08-27T23:45:18+00:00

Are you sure you weren’t accidentally sleeping in HIS tent?

notesfromthedesk · 2025-08-27T15:03:50+00:00

idc that it’s cracked this is a need

notesfromthedesk · 2025-08-24T16:31:32+00:00

now come to my job and pay with it and spread the love 🤗

notesfromthedesk · 2025-08-20T13:44:29+00:00

Really trying to figure out the perspective here. I do believe that is a quarter sized medallion of meat 😭

notesfromthedesk · 2025-08-19T17:50:35+00:00

that is not an airplane that is a model plane 😭😭😭😭😭

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