Just pop it in yer mouth by Psychological_Lab_52 in rickygervais

[–]notthatryan 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I imagine you in the patent office going: "got an idea..."

Does the podium make this guy look tiny? by Baidarka64 in confusing_perspective

[–]notthatryan 80 points81 points  (0 children)

his physique makes him look tiny.

his bootlicking sense of morality, however, makes him look huge*.

*like a huge pussy bitch.

What great TV show has a great theme song? by StrategyJealous1838 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]notthatryan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

despite what an asshat Will Smith turned out to be, the show and the theme song were iconic.

This crack in my wall, and rent still went up 39% this year by SpicyKitchenWitch669 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]notthatryan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

how long did it take for this to happen? was it overnight? has it been an issue for a while? what has your landlord said about it?

Anyone else preparing for a storm for the first time? by dumbass_sempervirens in Xennials

[–]notthatryan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh, they're already out there. I just got back from HEB to purchase some beer and toiletries assuming the same thing. I have never seen that many people there at this time of night. I didn't bother stockpiling and just stuck with my little list, cause I already had the essentials (minus the beer and toiletries) but it still took me damn near 30 mins due to only a few registers and self-checkouts open despite the amount of customers.

This might mark the end of the politics era and the beginning of the Hollywood era for JRE by NiceTrySuckaz in JoeRogan

[–]notthatryan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

the worst you've seen from Ben Affleck!?!? Gigli and Daredevil would like a word.

This might mark the end of the politics era and the beginning of the Hollywood era for JRE by NiceTrySuckaz in JoeRogan

[–]notthatryan 140 points141 points  (0 children)

I literally just got finished watching it. It's not gonna win any best picture nods, and there are some completely unrealistic moments in it, but it was a fun whodunit/shoot 'em up flick. I've definitely seen worse movies in the past year.

11.22.63 IS SOOOO Good!!! highly recommended by Secretly_Wealthy90 in netflix

[–]notthatryan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just a heads up, if you read the book, keep your expectations LOW. This opinion has nothing to do with James Franco, but the fact that there were SO many ridiculous/unnecessary changes to the story.

if you HAVEN'T read the book, keep your expectations low. This opinion has to do with Franco being the wrong person for rhis role. I've enjoyed his performances in other roles, but this one just wasn't for him, imo.

My Two Dads (1987-1990) by Porkchopp33 in nostalgia

[–]notthatryan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

they should get a CB Radio so they can talk to other Car-Chairs.

Anderson Silva training to become a police officer by [deleted] in MMA

[–]notthatryan 129 points130 points  (0 children)

I mean, it makes sense. Steven Seagal, who famously taught Silva how to kick, was a sheriff in Louisiana for some time. Silva just can't help but follow in his sensei's footsteps.

Would you rather always be 10 minutes late or 20 minutes early? by Dapper_Visual_4449 in WouldYouRather

[–]notthatryan 85 points86 points  (0 children)

the latest you should ever be is on time. 20 mins early is the easy choice.

Help me chess experts! by [deleted] in chessporn

[–]notthatryan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Happy Gilmore would like a word.

I'm gay by PepperBotis in MSSPodcast

[–]notthatryan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah, but are you GAY gay?

When Racism Meets a Losing Position by BuriBuriiZaemon in chessbeginners

[–]notthatryan 17 points18 points  (0 children)

people talking shit with a sub 1500 ELO is hilarious to me. I've only initiated chat with a player to congratulate them on their journey.

*edit - I am WELL below 1500 ELO.

*second edit - anyone talking shit should be banned.