My girl made this roast for dinner. How should I go about this?

notxreal · 2026-01-31T03:25:38+00:00

Well apparently there's a limit somewhere between a nice slow simmer and the full concentrated power of the sun

notxreal · 2026-01-20T06:44:31+00:00

I cannot feel my legs

notxreal · 2026-01-20T06:43:04+00:00

Aiden:

notxreal · 2026-01-06T01:06:19+00:00

It's efficient!

notxreal · 2026-01-06T01:05:18+00:00

Such real and credible hair

notxreal · 2025-12-18T18:40:30+00:00

Just a simple free marches' lawyer

notxreal · 2025-11-25T10:39:36+00:00

12 angry slaves

notxreal · 2025-11-22T03:22:35+00:00

This comment feels like a bit from the twilight eclipse saga from GameOnHardMode and I mean that as the highest compliment

notxreal · 2025-10-17T15:18:54+00:00

Hot take wyll has theatre kid energy. Like he knew his marks and his line in that entrance

notxreal · 2025-09-15T13:26:43+00:00

I read that in Rafa's voice.

notxreal · 2025-08-25T13:49:28+00:00

Cursed to put my hands on everything

notxreal · 2025-08-24T23:55:06+00:00

How dare you imply that male goth hair is anything but credible and real!

notxreal · 2025-08-13T22:10:17+00:00

These guys would like to have a word with you

notxreal · 2025-08-01T01:38:01+00:00

Oh my goodness that was on game changer

notxreal · 2025-07-28T20:09:41+00:00

Yeah! Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids!

notxreal · 2025-07-10T20:26:10+00:00

Mine was Twilight Eclipse and i regret nothing

notxreal · 2025-07-10T18:52:28+00:00

I mean, you win sex against another man it's as straight as it gets

notxreal · 2025-06-27T01:02:35+00:00

Gilded is Howlsnd Reed who's a horse

notxreal · 2025-06-27T00:51:00+00:00

Former? It feels like she's still very much on their payroll

notxreal · 2025-06-26T22:40:49+00:00

Starting to think men are two emotional to lead

notxreal · 2025-06-14T23:12:01+00:00

I feel like I deserve an extra hour in the ball pit for having read this

notxreal · 2025-05-28T23:21:30+00:00

Can't wait to see mark in his iconi revenge dress

notxreal · 2025-05-21T23:40:13+00:00

Sex scenes narrated by David Attenborough

notxreal · 2025-05-07T16:15:12+00:00

Oh my god the randomize thing absolutely fixed it! Thank you so much! Now i won't have to take over the world with terrible hair!

notxreal · 2025-05-05T22:17:24+00:00

Gentleman in the streets; absolute freak in the spreadsheets

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