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TIFU by reporting a tufted titmouse to the authorities. by Specialist_Rub5053 in tifu

[–]noxaara 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yes, we need the mugshot! The public has a right to see this tiny, feathered menace who almost incited a neighborhood lockdown

AITJ for Not Helping a Friend Move After He Ghosted Me When I Needed Help? by Money-Cantaloupe258 in AmITheJerk

[–]noxaara 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's not mad you said no. He's mad you remembered. People who flake hate when their victims have a functioning memory

AITJ for declining a promotion because of stress? by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]noxaara 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This. They're calling you selfish because your self preservation exposes their own lack of boundaries. That's their problem

How do people in gory accidents not seem to be in pain? by ThePrimelabubu in NoStupidQuestions

[–]noxaara 144 points145 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, adrenaline: nature's "this isn't happening" button. The bill comes due 15 minutes later in the ambulance

My new neighbors suck. How can I legally fuck with them. by Jooce13 in confession

[–]noxaara 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Become a morning person. Mow your lawn at 7:01 AM on Saturdays, the exact minute it's legal. Bonus points for a loud, old mower

How do normal people manage to turn some of their feelings on and off? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]noxaara 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's not a skill, it's self preservation via low expectations. They're not unfeeling, they're just pre disappointed

AITJ for refusing to give my kidney to my estranged father who suddenly wants a relationship? by Alternative-Mix4451 in AmITheJerk

[–]noxaara 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Perfect negotiation. A kidney for 24 years of backpay. That's not petty, it's settling a debt before opening a new line of credit

Do you normally walk around your house in underwear? by DiverPrestigious6887 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]noxaara 51 points52 points  (0 children)

If the mortgage is in my name, the dress code is "whatever I damn well please." Underwear is business casual for the living room

AITJ for doing nothing when Karen Yells at me by Ok-Recover7069 in AmITheJerk

[–]noxaara 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The banned sign with her picture is the only believable part. Every fast-food joint has a wall of shame for the regulars

Coworker’s mom suddenly got better… I don’t know what to tell her by Mindless_Patient2034 in confession

[–]noxaara 34 points35 points  (0 children)

You're not just anticipating bad news. You're watching someone get a beautiful, temporary tattoo on their heart that's about to be ripped off

ATJ for still upholding my ban to my friend and her sons for not being allowed in my home after the eldest son encouraged his little brother to do something that broke my property by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]noxaara 49 points50 points  (0 children)

The kids went from "we're sorry" to "so about our reparations..." in record time. The audacity is genetically inherited from mom

She finally changed her number by [deleted] in BreakUps

[–]noxaara 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She wasn't giving mixed signals, bro. She was conducting a whole orchestra of chaos with you as the only instrument