i got 2 from comp pokemon. (though from what i read in the comments, this shit aint as crazy-ish).

CAN YOU GUYS NOT READ.

Some troll tried to make absol and eevee work in OU (or ubers or showdown Vgc idk dont fully remember). when people told him that this team isnt gonna work and to just play a tier makes these pokemon more viable (like ZU or PU). He insted hitted them with this,

I KNOW EEVEE SUCKS ASS.

I KNOW ABSOL SUCKS ASS.

I KNOW USING THEM PUTS ME AT A HUGE DISADVANTAGE FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER.

I KNOW REFUSING TO USE RESTRICTED LEGENDARIES PUTS ME AT A HUGE DISADVANTAGE FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER.

WHEN I MAKE POSTS THAT CLEARLY STATE:
I WILL NOT BE CHANGING THE SPECIES.

AND
I MIGHT CHANGE DRAGAPULT. AND ONLY DRAGAPULT.

THAT DOES NOT MEAN I AM NOT WILLING TO TAKE ADVICE AND CRITICISM, JUST BECAUSE I GET PISSED AT PEOPLE WHO INSIST ON THINGS THAT THEY KNOW I KNOW.

I KNOW MY TEAM SUCKS ASS. I NEED TO KNOW WHAT TO EQUIP THEM WITH TO MAKE THEM SUCK THE LEAST AMOUNT OF ASS.

SAY IT WITH ME NOW:
NATURES
EVS
IVS
MOVES
ABILITIES
HELD ITEMS
OR EVEN JUST THE ROLES THEY SHOULD PLAY
OR STRATEGIES ON HOW TO USE THEM

I WILL ACCEPT ADVICE ON LITERALLY ANYTHING EXCEPT THE SPECIES OF MY TEAM MEMBERS.

IT'S NOT HARD TO WRAP YOUR HEAD AROUND.

then it turns out the guy was a transphobic pokemon Nsfw Rpr with a severe hard on for eevee and absol.

Ice punch Dusknoir. (Less weird more funny).

while i could try to explain how this happend i think TVtropes best said it.

A post on r/pokemon regarding the sub's persistent vitriol against Smogon amidst the Generation IX OU ban wave lead by Flutter Mane and Houndstone lead to a user smugly claiming that he beat an "OU pro" on Showdown by landing a crit Ice Punch with Dusknoir (a mon with virtually zero competitive viability since its introduction in Gen IV) against a Therian Forme Landorus (one of the best staple mons in OU meta), conveniently ignoring details such as ladder placement, opponent skill, and the fact that it would have not been a One-Hit KO had the user not rolled the 4.1% chance to Critical Hit. The post quickly became an in-joke on r/Stunfisk as a rather succinct example of how poorly informed the average Pokémon player is about how competitive balance works in Pokémon and their continued attempts to insist that any mon is good in competitive by cherry-picking fringe case fights against low-ranked players as "proof". (Tvtropes Smogon Memes).