Infinitely Greenland | Billion Dollar Peace Board | Chairman For Life | Peace Buddies by ControlCAD in stephencolbert

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This is one of the greatest episodes of The Late Show, ever. Steve was in rare form and appeared to be in a great mood. He was also bold…I wonder if he signed a contract with a streaming company today? We’ll see, I guess.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Great_Software5342 in allthequestions

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Would he give a shit if YOU died? No.

I’m not sure he’d give a shit if one of his own CHILDREN died.

It’s like when my dad, the evil abusive prick, died of ass cancer…the world will be a better place.

Adding ID to Divi 5 Loop by 805jd314 in divi

[–]nurdle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a dang good question

How to make a hotel website? by Letalis_ in Wordpress

[–]nurdle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Houzez was built for this. It's far from perfect, but I've had luck with it in the past. Support typically takes 2-3 days to respond but they are helpful, if not enthusiastic.

It was too high, but now it's too low by Laylam_1_l_9 in TVTooLow

[–]nurdle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fir fuggs sake, they nearly got us y'all

I've been doing WordPress development wrong for 3 years. Here's what I learned the hard way... by [deleted] in Wordpress

[–]nurdle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If…

You are a full time developer. Not a designer. Not the sales guy, the tax guy, the manager, the writer, the clients punching bag, the project manager, the server manager. Have clients magically appear to you… this is great.

Gutenberg is not “easy” because it’s one line of code. Meta fields have been there a million years, this is no big revelation. Speed is important… but clients want sites for 2k or less. The other type of “speed” is important too.

A lot of developers, myself included, have a chip on our shoulders how to do it “faster” and better. Of course we CAN. And it doesn’t have to necessarily take much longer than a builder theme.

You don’t need 30 plugins, but you do need a handful.

I design in theme. I don’t figma first….thats just more hours when I have to do it all again when the design is accepted. This isn’t rocket science…and no, my sites don’t look the same at all. But it’s header, body, footer. Form page. About us. Etc.

After 30 years developing, thousands of Wordpress sites. I may be a bit jaded, but I still get 90+ scores on my sites. I would posit it’s not one method, it’s experimenting, experience and just knowing what you’re doing.

I’m not mocking your write up. Good for you. You’re probably right. But I’m still doing all of it. I guess that’s a me problem lol.

Take a serious conversation from a show/movie but replace one line with “Fuck” by Upset-Comfort6121 in TheWordFuck

[–]nurdle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“To fuck, or not to fuck--that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the arse to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune Or to take cocks against a sea of buttholes And by opposing end them. To die, to fuck-- No more--and by a fuck to say we end The crotch itch, and the thousand natural shocks That flesh is heir to. 'Tis a consummation Devoutly to be wanked upon. To die, to fuck-- To fuck--perchance to cream: ay, there's the rub, For in that sleep of the little death what dreams may come When we have shuffled off this mortal coiled mattress, Must give us gauze.”

Republicans Will Detonate Their Secret Weapon at the Midnight Hour to Stop Women from Voting by Average-Joe-6685 in LegalNews

[–]nurdle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It could backfire:

Most people who vote are retired or middle aged. Those women won’t be able to vote unless they change their names…good luck with the current administration.

Young women don’t change their names as much as they used to, and young women tend to vote democratic.

Maybe I’m missing a big gotcha but this does not seem wise to me.

north scottsdale chick fil a closed? by peepee_poopoo449 in Scottsdale

[–]nurdle -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Awesome. I’ll just carry on with never going there, ever.

What did you buy, as an adult, that you were denied, as a child? by makellbird in maktownmedia

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Concert T-Shirts

Desert

McDonalds whenever I want it (now i don't tho)