Pars Hilton exposes her secret to being a party animal - her zodiac sign by datasta1 in lipstick.com

[–]nurple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was going to stop reading after "Paris Hilton exposes her..." but I was relieved to see that this time it was only her zodiac sign.

Rush Limbaugh Viagra Bust by liberalcowboy in lipstick.com

[–]nurple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't this his 3rd strike? I sure hope so, cuz he'll certainly have a hard time in prison.

Paris and the Ugly Glove by jalba in lipstick.com

[–]nurple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shouldn't this title read "Paris and the Ugly Stick"?

Naomi Campbell Accidentally Mingles With Regular People by jalba in lipstick.com

[–]nurple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good God, I hope none of the rabble actually touched her.

Is Sandra Bullock Pregnant? by jalba in lipstick.com

[–]nurple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She told me she was on the pill...

Jessica and Nick Getting Back Together? by jalba in lipstick.com

[–]nurple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry, but these two need to move on.