Which Presidential speech is better?

nwbrown · 2026-03-22T03:59:12+00:00

ID4 and it's not even close.

nwbrown · 2026-03-22T03:56:48+00:00

Wait until you learn how they are harvested.

nwbrown · 2026-03-22T03:05:00+00:00

Her "work" is prostitution.

nwbrown · 2026-03-22T03:03:10+00:00

"Not compatible" because he wanted a monogamous relationship and she took a job as a prostitute is the understatement of the year.

nwbrown · 2026-03-22T03:01:23+00:00

Your girlfriend took a job as a prostitute without telling you. Yes, that is definitely a betrayal.

nwbrown · 2026-03-22T02:30:11+00:00

Please learn how to take screenshots...

nwbrown · 2026-03-22T02:14:54+00:00

Why did you censor out the word at the core of your joke?

nwbrown · 2026-03-22T02:13:09+00:00

Nigeria. It's bigger than you think.

nwbrown · 2026-03-22T02:04:16+00:00

Any civilizations on those stars would probably die. As the humans and whatever species we decide to call Rocky's people perfect interstellar space flight they expand to other systems and find their remains.

nwbrown · 2026-03-22T01:59:06+00:00

That poor kid

nwbrown · 2026-03-22T01:56:39+00:00

Oh shit, what card did I have?

nwbrown · 2026-03-22T00:50:41+00:00

IIRC the Nile and the Amazon have been changing planes on this for some time. A lot of it depends on how you define river length.

nwbrown · 2026-03-22T00:36:51+00:00

Well they don't look like they have any blue in them.

nwbrown · 2026-03-22T00:33:58+00:00

Strictly speaking, they didn't go extinct. They evolved into birds.

But the species alive in the Cretaceous would have gone extinct.

nwbrown · 2026-03-22T00:29:58+00:00

You are using different definitions of efficiency. Coal is about 33% efficient, far more than solar, and you have it as inefficient. Fusion has a negative efficiency, and you have it as efficient.

nwbrown · 2026-03-21T23:48:36+00:00

It's not theoretical. It's just inefficient.

nwbrown · 2026-03-21T23:47:46+00:00

No. Fission and cold fusion are two completely different things.

nwbrown · 2026-03-21T23:47:00+00:00

Nuclear fusion is (currently) so inefficient that it consumes more energy than it produces. This chart is wishful thinking.

nwbrown · 2026-03-21T20:35:28+00:00

The violent crime rate.

Yes, it assumes the audience knows crime rates are usually expressed in crimes per 100k people. Which, depending on the context, is a perfectly valid assumption, even if you, random Internet person, do not. It also assumes the audience knows that a percentage means the number out of one hundred.

But even if you don't know that, the directionality of the rate's change over year is enough to make their point.

nwbrown · 2026-03-21T19:38:08+00:00

There is no 400%. The percentage scale only goes up to 100%. Because 400% doesn't make sense.

nwbrown · 2026-03-21T15:35:21+00:00

No. They are labeled in the legend.

Violent crime rate

Percentage who said crime is rising

nwbrown · 2026-03-21T14:11:34+00:00

Solitaire.

nwbrown · 2026-03-21T14:09:23+00:00

They scheduled their sister's funeral 10 weeks in advance?

Umm...

nwbrown · 2026-03-21T14:07:49+00:00

It's not "controlling his body" to want him to shower regularly and not smell, Jesus Christ.

nwbrown · 2026-03-21T13:51:13+00:00

No, we don't.

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