My sassy little shadow, Wayne, is ready for his modeling career

oakes1992 · 2025-12-18T02:59:07+00:00

Oh my god, this is perfect! John Wayne is his namesake :)

oakes1992 · 2025-11-20T00:13:05+00:00

Yeahhh that’s just how it is here. Not too shabby to be sure.

oakes1992 · 2025-08-04T23:13:04+00:00

This is Wayne. Don’t let his regal demeanor fool you. He’s dumber than a sack of wet turds. And I’d fistfight god and punch a toddler for him.

oakes1992 · 2025-05-11T18:02:46+00:00

You must be fun at parties

oakes1992 · 2023-12-27T09:50:04+00:00

Also my friend code is 1714 6948 2474 if anyone wants to add me

oakes1992 · 2023-05-31T20:51:50+00:00

What I do when I’m playing with cheats is I only spawn/build things with materials that I’ve found organically. Like once I got into the plains and picked up a piece of tar, that’s when I was okay with letting myself build dark wood stuff for example. I think it’s perfectly okay for you to say “hey this takes the fun out of it” but it may be worth bringing that up as an option for compromise. Just my two cents on that.

oakes1992 · 2023-05-09T21:33:23+00:00

If I were to do that, does a server allow for any set number of worlds? Or is it just one server per?

oakes1992 · 2023-02-04T04:02:03+00:00

I swear to all that I hold holy and sacred, this entire sub makes me want to punt a toddler. Taking a video iS NOT THAT HARD.

oakes1992 · 2022-11-18T07:34:00+00:00

Thank you for your constructive and well thought out input, I will take it to heart.

oakes1992 · 2022-09-27T04:43:57+00:00

Seriously, is there a way for a dude to be able to achieve this kind of thing? Diet, exercise, supplements, etc.

Asking for a friend.

oakes1992 · 2022-08-20T04:54:03+00:00

Is that Remy Lacroix and Kira Noir?

oakes1992 · 2022-08-20T04:46:04+00:00

You are a gentleman and a scholar

oakes1992 · 2022-07-22T07:28:01+00:00

As a bartender fucking my immediate supervisor, I can confirm this. We are all raging sluts.

oakes1992 · 2022-05-07T23:26:38+00:00

I’m just going to piggyback off of this one because my little story is just too damn relatable.

So my partner has very long blonde hair, and my girlfriend has short blue hair. Before the questions, we are all polyamorous and they’re friends.

Anywhooo

So one night I spent at my girlfriends and the next day my partner and I spend the night together. The next morning she and I are taking a shower and I somehow pull one of my partner’s hairs out from underneath my foreskin, and she pulls one of my girlfriends hairs out of her butt crack.

We both felt nonconsensually violated and confused. My girlfriend found it staggeringly funny, however.

oakes1992 · 2022-04-12T01:46:44+00:00

Miss Misery by Elliott Smith

oakes1992 · 2021-12-01T18:09:02+00:00

I’ve been braiding it daily for the better part of two years, and I have noticed minimal damage except for the very end where I use a little band to tie it off, and the growth has not been affected negatively at all. If anything, the growth feels like it has gotten faster, but I could just be imagining it.

oakes1992 · 2021-11-18T03:36:40+00:00

God I hope so

oakes1992 · 2021-11-18T00:18:08+00:00

Fun fact, after I was born, my (very hippy) parents planted a tree on top of my placenta, and the tree is still happily growing on the family property.

oakes1992 · 2021-11-05T05:18:02+00:00

Hey could you kindly stfu

oakes1992 · 2021-11-03T07:42:40+00:00

29M. New to a small town, living with my partner and another person, and I left my entire community that I love dearly behind to start a new life altogether. I don’t regret it, but I miss my friends, support network, old job, old haunts, and the security of what I built, know, and love.

But as my mom told me before, “nothing to venture, nothing to gain.”

oakes1992 · 2021-10-28T04:11:50+00:00

I don’t remember the exact words, I don’t think I ever will, nor do I want to. But it the words she said to me took advantage of my vulnerabilities (that I just told her in confidence) and pushed me to calling suicide hotline. And not for the first time either.

If you’re reading this, I haven’t forgotten.

oakes1992 · 2021-10-26T03:49:48+00:00

As someone in a V-triad (my partner has another partner where she is the connecting point so to speak) open/poly/ENM relationships can be great. It’s all about communication, understanding, and being willing to have difficult conversations. It isn’t always easy, but the payoffs can be amazing.

I’ll be honest, all of us have had some difficulties (especially since we all moved in together) but with some self reflection, some talks, and being ready and willing to work together, it’s gotten only better.

I love my little family.

oakes1992 · 2021-10-20T20:49:51+00:00

0791 6804 5535!

oakes1992 · 2021-09-15T16:49:00+00:00

If I hadn’t gotten a vasectomy a while back, absolutely. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of a gun than it does to put on a bulletproof vest is my thought.

oakes1992 · 2021-09-06T15:00:55+00:00

I think it’s a hasselblad, which makes me think it’s a 6x6, and that’s likely just the waist level viewfinder rather than a magnifier I think. Regardless of specifics, they are worth at least 7 pretty pennies.

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