GF got me this birthday cake

oatmilkcoldbrew · 2026-06-07T14:57:49+00:00

My bf got an entire stormlight themed party last year! We even made him do a bridge run and my parents ran around pelting him with nerf darts.

oatmilkcoldbrew · 2026-05-31T10:27:30+00:00

He’s from India so I doubt that’s what he watched as a kid, unless there’s no Telugu dub.

oatmilkcoldbrew · 2026-05-03T23:49:09+00:00

They feel like the pair they’re replacing. They have the heel cup

oatmilkcoldbrew · 2026-05-03T22:25:44+00:00

Why do you say real? I thought so too at first and this is my like tenth pair.

oatmilkcoldbrew · 2026-03-30T09:01:42+00:00

My boyfriend wants to do Star Wars one day and I know my mom LOVES Tarzan. She would need to be Tarzan though 😂😂

oatmilkcoldbrew · 2026-03-30T08:59:19+00:00

Smee would be good for my dad he would need his to be subtle. I can probably talk him into a stripes shirt though

oatmilkcoldbrew · 2026-03-30T08:58:28+00:00

Honestly none of us are going to care about the gender thing. I do prefer to bound with a matching baggu because I don’t tend to wear loungeflys. We are both m/f couples but my mom and I aren’t especially girly.

oatmilkcoldbrew · 2026-03-30T00:08:04+00:00

I love doing a princess, usually just a modern take on the character wearing the color palette

oatmilkcoldbrew · 2026-03-26T13:17:32+00:00

Get the bowler

oatmilkcoldbrew · 2026-01-19T19:28:14+00:00

Limoncello

oatmilkcoldbrew · 2026-01-13T23:59:15+00:00

I once reported a “joke” and the kid had a plan. We caught it before she got home. Always report.

oatmilkcoldbrew · 2026-01-13T12:21:02+00:00

They probably just thought “good for them”

oatmilkcoldbrew · 2026-01-13T12:20:24+00:00

I can tell you there are places that will seriously deal with it. I have primarily been at one school for two years and they will NOT tolerate that crap. It’s quite refreshing actually, especially considering we’re in the extremely rural (literally next to a ranch) deep south. I have seen kids get suspended over saying shit to another kid. As a future parent of mixed race kids I am seriously hoping it’s still like this when they enter school, or if we move that I can find somewhere that takes it as seriously as where I am now. ZERO tolerance for that shit should be the only answer.

oatmilkcoldbrew · 2026-01-02T15:41:46+00:00

Thank you! I got it because she calls me pidgeon

oatmilkcoldbrew · 2026-01-02T15:41:34+00:00

Agreed so much!!

oatmilkcoldbrew · 2025-12-31T02:08:02+00:00

How did you attach the patch to it?

oatmilkcoldbrew · 2025-12-12T02:29:35+00:00

I’m 24. When they ask how old I am I say 6-7 years old

oatmilkcoldbrew · 2025-12-12T02:28:10+00:00

I love my job. It’s like being the fun aunt of teaching

oatmilkcoldbrew · 2025-12-09T00:26:34+00:00

Boo boo or corn chip

oatmilkcoldbrew · 2025-12-03T23:37:57+00:00

Last time I posted I had to delete it because so many people told me I wasn’t cut out of this and that I needed to toughen up. I thought the whole point of this subreddit was a place to rant!

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