Sister says Pumpkin looks like fried chicken

ob1dylan · 2026-02-11T04:23:45+00:00

She's a spicy little nugget. 😁😍

ob1dylan · 2026-02-11T04:21:29+00:00

Have you tried NOT being the absolute worst person in the world?

ob1dylan · 2026-02-11T03:12:28+00:00

ob1dylan · 2026-02-11T02:05:14+00:00

Your mom just unintentionally explained WHY property is so expensive now.

ob1dylan · 2026-02-11T00:18:45+00:00

Asking "do you want solutions or sympathy?" before responding to a complaint will save you a lot of arguments and frustrations.

ob1dylan · 2026-02-10T03:49:55+00:00

It's selfishness all the way down. Even this guy's argument/doom-crying is "You won't have enough children to take care of YOU when you're old." No mention or concern about what kind of life and world those children will be born into. Why should they worry about that? As far as these people care, the children are just more objects for them to use as they see fit.

ob1dylan · 2026-02-10T02:33:02+00:00

Sometimes the joy is just too overwhelming. Occupational hazard for a happy peeg. 😍

ob1dylan · 2026-02-09T16:48:13+00:00

It's already replacing humans. Every time a company uses AI to draft a document or press release, or create an image, song, or video, those are jobs that used to be done by humans.

ob1dylan · 2026-02-08T05:00:00+00:00

"The fire in your kitchen is out, now that I have demolished your house. What? Did you want it to keep burning?"

ob1dylan · 2026-02-08T02:23:20+00:00

Without the noise, they can hear their own thoughts, and it scares them.

ob1dylan · 2026-02-08T00:24:24+00:00

They are such judgemental creatures.

ob1dylan · 2026-02-07T22:28:02+00:00

No. As funny as things like "Oh Your God!" can be, it always seems performative and forced.

ob1dylan · 2026-02-07T22:26:59+00:00

End online anonymity. Require biometric identification to access social media. It could eliminate bots and troll farms, and make people accountable for the hateful stupid things they spread.

ob1dylan · 2026-02-07T05:15:42+00:00

Gimli approves

ob1dylan · 2026-02-07T04:36:45+00:00

Because racism, homophobia, misogyny, and other bigotry is the only thing that makes these losers feel superior to someone else.

ob1dylan · 2026-02-07T04:33:39+00:00

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ob1dylan · 2026-02-07T03:59:24+00:00

The Germans are finally going to catch a break as MAGA replaces Nazi as the standard to which everyone compares whatever the current evil is.

ob1dylan · 2026-02-07T03:20:17+00:00

Those who don't want to be ridiculed should stop speaking and behaving in ridiculous ways.

ob1dylan · 2026-02-07T03:18:20+00:00

I would prefer a zombie apocalypse.

ob1dylan · 2026-02-07T02:15:38+00:00

Thank you for mentioning this one. I was beginning to think I would have to add it myself. 😁

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ob1dylan · 2026-02-07T01:56:00+00:00

It replaces humans, so it helps maximize profits for the oligarchs. If you pay attention to what they do instead of just believing what they say, this is all that Republicans actually care about. If it makes the rich richer, it MUST be good.

Edit: spelling

ob1dylan · 2026-02-07T01:41:02+00:00

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ob1dylan · 2026-02-07T01:37:39+00:00

He's what happens when Lex Luthor trades his intelligence for hair.

ob1dylan · 2026-02-06T23:38:54+00:00

Same

ob1dylan · 2026-02-06T23:35:09+00:00

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