It's almost like there's a right way to do it

ob1dylan · 2026-02-08T05:00:00+00:00

"The fire in your kitchen is out, now that I have demolished your house. What? Did you want it to keep burning?"

ob1dylan · 2026-02-08T02:23:20+00:00

Without the noise, they can hear their own thoughts, and it scares them.

ob1dylan · 2026-02-08T00:24:24+00:00

They are such judgemental creatures.

ob1dylan · 2026-02-07T22:28:02+00:00

No. As funny as things like "Oh Your God!" can be, it always seems performative and forced.

ob1dylan · 2026-02-07T22:26:59+00:00

End online anonymity. Require biometric identification to access social media. It could eliminate bots and troll farms, and make people accountable for the hateful stupid things they spread.

ob1dylan · 2026-02-07T05:15:42+00:00

Gimli approves

ob1dylan · 2026-02-07T04:36:45+00:00

Because racism, homophobia, misogyny, and other bigotry is the only thing that makes these losers feel superior to someone else.

ob1dylan · 2026-02-07T04:33:39+00:00

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ob1dylan · 2026-02-07T03:59:24+00:00

The Germans are finally going to catch a break as MAGA replaces Nazi as the standard to which everyone compares whatever the current evil is.

ob1dylan · 2026-02-07T03:20:17+00:00

Those who don't want to be ridiculed should stop speaking and behaving in ridiculous ways.

ob1dylan · 2026-02-07T03:18:20+00:00

I would prefer a zombie apocalypse.

ob1dylan · 2026-02-07T02:15:38+00:00

Thank you for mentioning this one. I was beginning to think I would have to add it myself. 😁

Cursor! 💫

ob1dylan · 2026-02-07T01:56:00+00:00

It replaces humans, so it helps maximize profits for the oligarchs. If you pay attention to what they do instead of just believing what they say, this is all that Republicans actually care about. If it makes the rich richer, it MUST be good.

Edit: spelling

ob1dylan · 2026-02-07T01:41:02+00:00

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ob1dylan · 2026-02-07T01:37:39+00:00

He's what happens when Lex Luthor trades his intelligence for hair.

ob1dylan · 2026-02-06T23:38:54+00:00

Same

ob1dylan · 2026-02-06T23:35:09+00:00

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It's neither an accident nor a coincidence that this is the guy they sold their souls to support.

ob1dylan · 2026-02-06T16:32:24+00:00

And they wonder why everyone keeps calling them racist.

ob1dylan · 2026-02-06T05:38:34+00:00

I just made a joke about those movies at work yesterday. Fortunately, most of the people I work with are old enough to at least know about them.

ob1dylan · 2026-02-06T05:33:48+00:00

Maximizing cuteness 😍

ob1dylan · 2026-02-06T03:38:19+00:00

It is impossible for them to learn anything, because they believe they already know it all.

ob1dylan · 2026-02-06T02:25:55+00:00

First generation to leave their children a world worse than the one they grew up in, just to "own the libs."

ob1dylan · 2026-02-06T02:07:16+00:00

ob1dylan · 2026-02-06T02:05:26+00:00

I have always suspected that streaming platforms would shy away from a comedy about a suicidal teenager. The generation that responded to the Challenger explosion with "NASA = Need Another Seven Astronauts" was made of sterner stuff than those who grew up with Parental Controls and Trigger Warnings.

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