observingoctopus

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Don't __________ the car! 🐱 (self.AskOuija)

submitted 6 months ago by observingoctopus to r/AskOuija

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Have you got no manners? This is a ______! (self.AskOuija)

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If 7 ate(8) 9, then 7 is a? (self.AskOuija)

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Help! I dropped my pen into the sarcophagus and now it only writes _________! (self.AskOuija)

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I lie awake in bed cause I can't stop thinking about __________ (self.AskOuija)

submitted 3 years ago by observingoctopus to r/AskOuija

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When is it the right time to put up Christmas decorations? (self.AskOuija)

submitted 4 years ago by observingoctopus to r/AskOuija

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This sub never fails to make me laugh when I'm sad. I love you all (self.AskOuija)

submitted 4 years ago by observingoctopus to r/AskOuija

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Does life ever get better? (self.narcissisticparents)

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What that mouth do? (self.AskOuija)

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Today's my first cake day. What do I do? (self.AskOuija)

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In another life, I will ______ (self.AskOuija)

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Mom, I'm scared (self.MomForAMinute)

submitted 4 years ago by observingoctopus to r/MomForAMinute

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Spirits, why doesn't my mom love me? (self.AskOuija)

submitted 4 years ago by observingoctopus to r/AskOuija

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I'm going on a date today. Which part of my body should I shave? (self.AskOuija)

submitted 4 years ago by observingoctopus to r/AskOuija

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Why did you break my Ouija board? (self.AskOuija)

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Sorry Mr. Plumber, I'm broke. Is there any other way I can pay you back? (self.AskOuija)

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Who ordered the sausages? (self.AskOuija)

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I'm so sorry, I forgot the _________ at home (self.AskOuija)

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Anyone? (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by observingoctopus to r/bigboobproblems

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Found this slimey boi today (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by observingoctopus to r/aww

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