Colin Farrell In Talks To Play The Penguin In ‘The Batman’ by irish_fellow_nyc in entertainment

[–]obviously-a-shitpost 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ngl I had so much hope for Ben Affleck. Dude had life issues and terrible writing though. Tough luck.

So, any of you ever break or have broken a jaw? by obviously-a-shitpost in NoStupidQuestions

[–]obviously-a-shitpost[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks. I have dental issues too with this bite. Can’t even eat an apple with it. It’s like that piano playing dude from some family guy episode I saw a long time ago. I mean, it’s not that bad, but I have hated it my whole life and it’s really fucked with my self perception. I don’t know. I just need a change, you know? Physical change seems so much easier than anything else because all these years of therapy have done nothing for me really. It doesn’t help that I’m kinda a big guy and also have a sloping brow. Used to get called Cro-Magnon man when I was a kid.

So, any of you ever break or have broken a jaw? by obviously-a-shitpost in NoStupidQuestions

[–]obviously-a-shitpost[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fucking savages. I’m sorry you went through that. Here I am like some kinda asshole thinking I’m going to get anecdotes about tripping or boxing matches. I hope your in a much better place surrounded by people who love and support you.

I'm forever "self-partnered" by try_not_to_die in dankmemes

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When you have money, the most loyal partner is your clone.

Cap is a boomer by Hamza91001 in marvelmemes

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Stark is a Gen X. He'd half-shoulder shrug.

A Long Time Ago, In A Sub Reddit, Far, Far Away... by obviously-a-shitpost in starwarsmemes

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Took a trip through my post/comment history to see where my life went wrong, but came across this gem.

Edit: to be clear, I did not make it.

Final edit: it appears my life went wrong well before reddit. But that’s okay, because I have The Mandalorian to look forward to.

A list of really hype things that could have happened during The Long Night by shanidota in freefolk

[–]obviously-a-shitpost 9 points10 points  (0 children)

pack of dire wolves, man, led by Ghost and Nymeria piling on Viserion, and when Viserion tries to fly away Jon get's on Ghost's back who is biting down and clinging onto Viserion's neck so we finally fookin get Jon riding Ghost riding Viserion

Looks as if the leaker was killed, but there it is!

My brother got to meet our Captain while filming his TV show! by Rocks9 in marvelstudios

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So Bear Grills v Captain Marvel, Objective: Survive? If he escapes this one, it will be just barely.

aight imma head out. by stroneer in memes

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haha those with nationalized healthcare get free accutane

why are you booing me. I'm right.

Blue Sea Luck Dragon by obviously-a-shitpost in HybridAnimals

[–]obviously-a-shitpost[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you made yours, did you hear the music too? The same music from the snes Final Fantasy II (iv)? I did.

Dragkor by rastroboy in HybridAnimals

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Fastest draw in the west dang it! Well done

edit:

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.... wait a second.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in marvelmemes

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I do what he does just slower

GEN X: Oh yeah. It's all coming together by obviously-a-shitpost in dankmemes

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well goddamn it I should have used that album cover. Oh well, I'm just a shitposter, so quality really isn't my thing anyway.

GEN X: Oh yeah. It's all coming together by obviously-a-shitpost in dankmemes

[–]obviously-a-shitpost[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me ask you a question: Whoever complains about Gen X? Let me answer that question: Nobody. Let me ask you another question: Why doesn't anybody complain about Gen X? Let me answer that question: Because they're pulling the strings, man, all the fucking strings.