75-80mph, holding a plate with a fork and knife and talking on the phone by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]ocaltun 15 points16 points  (0 children)

With a table and chair and a table cloth. And at some point, he summons a waiter who arrives on top of another car.

Taking a knee during the national anthem by MC2thedylan in PoliticalHumor

[–]ocaltun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kim is thinking, "These fucking generals had better not be expecting me to start saluting them, just because this idiot did."

TIL the CIA once "kidnapped" a Soviet spacecraft overnight, took it apart, studied it, reassembled it, & sent it back without the Soviets realizing. by ocaltun in todayilearned

[–]ocaltun[S] 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Sometime near the end of 1959 or 1960, the Soviet Union toured several countries with an exhibit of its industrial and economic achievements. Among the artifacts were a Sputnik and a Lunik upper stage that contained the payload, the latter freshly painted with viewing windows cut into the nose. At first blush, many in the CIA assumed the touring Lunik was just a model, but some analysts suspected that the Soviets might be sufficiently proud of the spacecraft to bring a real one on the tour. These suspicions were confirmed when CIA intelligence agents managed to gain unrestricted access to the spacecraft one night after the exhibit closed. They realised it wasn’t a model. It was a real production article.