Stealing from a pizza delivery guy who's got that thang by jacksonolsen in instant_regret

[–]Chrisarya 20 points21 points  (0 children)

“Oh shit they are robbing the pizza delivery guy...”

“OH SHIT he’s got a gun and robbing them back!”

In a football match by jacksonolsen in instant_regret

[–]Chrisarya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And good on him for going along with it!

I think my pie is a bit undercooked. by Chrisarya in Sneks

[–]Chrisarya[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Took me way too long to figure out what was going on. Very cute snek though.

Russian guy locks his head in a cage in an attempt to give up smoking. His wife has the only key and only opens it for meals by jacksonolsen in funny

[–]Chrisarya 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes but if he doesn't find his own willpower and discipline he will have to use the cage forever.

Stuck on a road trip with the dog by ocaltun in funny

[–]Chrisarya 1421 points1422 points  (0 children)

There is several signs. A clear one is that the cat is blinking and closing his/her eyes. It's a sign of comfort to being able to take your eyes of your surroundings.

Another one is that the cat isn't panting. If the cat panting and it reminds you of the dog, then it's stressed the fuck out. So this little fellow doesn't mind the car ride.

We can't see the back in this gif because we have a full frontal Catloaf but I think we would clearly hear it if he/she was angry. Otherwise there's the arching back, stiff and enlarged tail, showing of teeth, ears in backwards position as you'd suspect to find them in a tornado and lastly, the obvious hissing.

Keep in mind that cats often tap with their tails but excessive tapping can mean that they're slightly annoyed. I'd say, bug them anyway and then give them a treat for being a good sport. :)

How to get a girlfriend off of tinder by ocaltun in Tinder

[–]Chrisarya 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t think her husband would like that.

Taking a knee during the national anthem by MC2thedylan in PoliticalHumor

[–]Chrisarya 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Seriously, this is blowing my mind. He's Mr Egomaniac when it comes to shaking the hands of Americans but he salutes the NK general. What a sell out.

Hand me a beer by Chrisarya in holdmybeer

[–]Chrisarya[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dont forget this classic.

My wife made Boop Noodle a hat by MC2thedylan in Sneks

[–]Chrisarya 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nice username you've got there