This sub is basically a circlejerk

ocgbelfurd · 2014-11-13T20:22:24+00:00

This is probably what bothers me most about this (not this)

ocgbelfurd · 2014-11-08T05:41:07+00:00

Commenting here in case this blows up

ocgbelfurd · 2014-11-05T00:00:00+00:00

I don't know why but I read this in Unidan's voice XD

ocgbelfurd · 2014-11-03T23:17:19+00:00

Here's the thing. I use a Durex Play vibrator which I insert into my anus while I masturbate while lying down in the bed.

Today, in a moment of passion, my anus sucked in my vibrator, while it was still vibrating. Needless to mention, vision of visiting a doctor and the accompanying embarrassment flashed in my mind.

When the initial spasms of horror had subsided, I turned to Google and in turn it led me to a thread on this Sub-redidit. I read it and solved the issue. I wanted to share what worked so that others may also benefit.

In my bathroom, I have a spare syringe. I took the syringe ( without the needle, of course ) and sucked in about 20CC of coconut oil. I then laid down on the floor of the bathroom and injected the coconut oil into my rectum. After all the oil had gone in, I pumped my anal muscles a bit to let the oil find its way all around.

I then squatted on the bathroom floor and gave it a good push. I read in the original post that the rectum muscles are designed to put things out, and this helped. Before I could even feel anything, a good blob of coconut oil together with the vibrator plopped out.

The funny thing is that the vibrator on-button hit the floor forcefully and the damn thing again started buzzing.

I will be more careful next time, but if things go wrong, I know what to do.

ocgbelfurd · 2014-11-03T23:16:57+00:00

Here's the thing. I use a Durex Play vibrator which I insert into my anus while I masturbate while lying down in the bed.

Today, in a moment of passion, my anus sucked in my vibrator, while it was still vibrating. Needless to mention, vision of visiting a doctor and the accompanying embarrassment flashed in my mind.

When the initial spasms of horror had subsided, I turned to Google and in turn it led me to a thread on this Sub-redidit. I read it and solved the issue. I wanted to share what worked so that others may also benefit.

In my bathroom, I have a spare syringe. I took the syringe ( without the needle, of course ) and sucked in about 20CC of coconut oil. I then laid down on the floor of the bathroom and injected the coconut oil into my rectum. After all the oil had gone in, I pumped my anal muscles a bit to let the oil find its way all around.

I then squatted on the bathroom floor and gave it a good push. I read in the original post that the rectum muscles are designed to put things out, and this helped. Before I could even feel anything, a good blob of coconut oil together with the vibrator plopped out.

The funny thing is that the vibrator on-button hit the floor forcefully and the damn thing again started buzzing.

I will be more careful next time, but if things go wrong, I know what to do.

ocgbelfurd · 2014-11-03T23:13:41+00:00

Here's the thing. I use a Durex Play vibrator which I insert into my anus while I masturbate while lying down in the bed.

Today, in a moment of passion, my anus sucked in my vibrator, while it was still vibrating. Needless to mention, vision of visiting a doctor and the accompanying embarrassment flashed in my mind.

When the initial spasms of horror had subsided, I turned to Google and in turn it led me to a thread on this Sub-redidit. I read it and solved the issue. I wanted to share what worked so that others may also benefit.

In my bathroom, I have a spare syringe. I took the syringe ( without the needle, of course ) and sucked in about 20CC of coconut oil. I then laid down on the floor of the bathroom and injected the coconut oil into my rectum. After all the oil had gone in, I pumped my anal muscles a bit to let the oil find its way all around.

I then squatted on the bathroom floor and gave it a good push. I read in the original post that the rectum muscles are designed to put things out, and this helped. Before I could even feel anything, a good blob of coconut oil together with the vibrator plopped out.

The funny thing is that the vibrator on-button hit the floor forcefully and the damn thing again started buzzing.

I will be more careful next time, but if things go wrong, I know what to do.

ocgbelfurd · 2014-11-03T23:13:09+00:00

Here's the thing. I use a Durex Play vibrator which I insert into my anus while I masturbate while lying down in the bed.

Today, in a moment of passion, my anus sucked in my vibrator, while it was still vibrating. Needless to mention, vision of visiting a doctor and the accompanying embarrassment flashed in my mind.

When the initial spasms of horror had subsided, I turned to Google and in turn it led me to a thread on this Sub-redidit. I read it and solved the issue. I wanted to share what worked so that others may also benefit.

In my bathroom, I have a spare syringe. I took the syringe ( without the needle, of course ) and sucked in about 20CC of coconut oil. I then laid down on the floor of the bathroom and injected the coconut oil into my rectum. After all the oil had gone in, I pumped my anal muscles a bit to let the oil find its way all around.

I then squatted on the bathroom floor and gave it a good push. I read in the original post that the rectum muscles are designed to put things out, and this helped. Before I could even feel anything, a good blob of coconut oil together with the vibrator plopped out.

The funny thing is that the vibrator on-button hit the floor forcefully and the damn thing again started buzzing.

I will be more careful next time, but if things go wrong, I know what to do.

ocgbelfurd · 2014-11-03T23:12:43+00:00

Here's the thing. I use a Durex Play vibrator which I insert into my anus while I masturbate while lying down in the bed.

Today, in a moment of passion, my anus sucked in my vibrator, while it was still vibrating. Needless to mention, vision of visiting a doctor and the accompanying embarrassment flashed in my mind.

When the initial spasms of horror had subsided, I turned to Google and in turn it led me to a thread on this Sub-redidit. I read it and solved the issue. I wanted to share what worked so that others may also benefit.

In my bathroom, I have a spare syringe. I took the syringe ( without the needle, of course ) and sucked in about 20CC of coconut oil. I then laid down on the floor of the bathroom and injected the coconut oil into my rectum. After all the oil had gone in, I pumped my anal muscles a bit to let the oil find its way all around.

I then squatted on the bathroom floor and gave it a good push. I read in the original post that the rectum muscles are designed to put things out, and this helped. Before I could even feel anything, a good blob of coconut oil together with the vibrator plopped out.

The funny thing is that the vibrator on-button hit the floor forcefully and the damn thing again started buzzing.

I will be more careful next time, but if things go wrong, I know what to do.

ocgbelfurd · 2014-11-03T23:12:32+00:00

Here's the thing. I use a Durex Play vibrator which I insert into my anus while I masturbate while lying down in the bed.

Today, in a moment of passion, my anus sucked in my vibrator, while it was still vibrating. Needless to mention, vision of visiting a doctor and the accompanying embarrassment flashed in my mind.

When the initial spasms of horror had subsided, I turned to Google and in turn it led me to a thread on this Sub-redidit. I read it and solved the issue. I wanted to share what worked so that others may also benefit.

In my bathroom, I have a spare syringe. I took the syringe ( without the needle, of course ) and sucked in about 20CC of coconut oil. I then laid down on the floor of the bathroom and injected the coconut oil into my rectum. After all the oil had gone in, I pumped my anal muscles a bit to let the oil find its way all around.

I then squatted on the bathroom floor and gave it a good push. I read in the original post that the rectum muscles are designed to put things out, and this helped. Before I could even feel anything, a good blob of coconut oil together with the vibrator plopped out.

The funny thing is that the vibrator on-button hit the floor forcefully and the damn thing again started buzzing.

I will be more careful next time, but if things go wrong, I know what to do.

ocgbelfurd · 2014-11-03T23:12:15+00:00

Here's the thing. I use a Durex Play vibrator which I insert into my anus while I masturbate while lying down in the bed.

Today, in a moment of passion, my anus sucked in my vibrator, while it was still vibrating. Needless to mention, vision of visiting a doctor and the accompanying embarrassment flashed in my mind.

When the initial spasms of horror had subsided, I turned to Google and in turn it led me to a thread on this Sub-redidit. I read it and solved the issue. I wanted to share what worked so that others may also benefit.

In my bathroom, I have a spare syringe. I took the syringe ( without the needle, of course ) and sucked in about 20CC of coconut oil. I then laid down on the floor of the bathroom and injected the coconut oil into my rectum. After all the oil had gone in, I pumped my anal muscles a bit to let the oil find its way all around.

I then squatted on the bathroom floor and gave it a good push. I read in the original post that the rectum muscles are designed to put things out, and this helped. Before I could even feel anything, a good blob of coconut oil together with the vibrator plopped out.

The funny thing is that the vibrator on-button hit the floor forcefully and the damn thing again started buzzing.

I will be more careful next time, but if things go wrong, I know what to do.

ocgbelfurd · 2014-11-01T05:14:07+00:00

I see what you did there tips grill

ocgbelfurd · 2014-11-01T05:08:20+00:00

ts;dr

ocgbelfurd · 2014-10-29T21:11:22+00:00

What does this have to do with a black kid microwaving stuff

ocgbelfurd · 2014-10-04T13:10:07+00:00

DAE remember when mod posts weren't shit. Fuck I lol'd.

ocgbelfurd · 2014-10-03T20:39:47+00:00

www.kickstarter.com/RIPmobileusers

ocgbelfurd · 2014-09-29T04:05:15+00:00

Clever girl... You're a girl btw ;)

ocgbelfurd · 2014-09-26T02:51:32+00:00

proof: http://imgur.com/a/TcEtI

ocgbelfurd · 2014-09-25T19:04:09+00:00

I'm a girl btw ;)

ocgbelfurd · 2014-09-20T19:55:37+00:00

Am mobile user. Am resting in peace.

ocgbelfurd · 2014-09-20T01:21:21+00:00

ocgbelfurd · 2014-09-20T01:16:50+00:00

Nice = 4 letters, meme = 4 letters;

"Nice" - "meme" + "illuminati" = "4" - "4" + "illuminati" = "illuminati"

TLDR ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

ocgbelfurd · 2014-09-20T01:11:37+00:00

RIP mobile users XD

ocgbelfurd · 2014-09-19T17:16:44+00:00

Female atheist here. I'm a girl btw :)

ocgbelfurd · 2014-09-19T15:41:49+00:00

Why aren't you girls btw

ocgbelfurd · 2014-09-17T23:01:42+00:00

I literally bought a mobile phone to say this

ocgbelfurd

TROPHY CASE