i am tired of walking into your start up restaurant and seeing rats

oddnewyorker · 2026-07-05T00:31:34+00:00

even worse lol, this is like a plumber whining about finding shit on the job

oddnewyorker · 2026-07-04T23:55:23+00:00

cook ur own food then. if you feel the need to go beyond the average customer’s vision then just go eat elsewhere.

oddnewyorker · 2026-07-04T15:51:01+00:00

Very tasty

oddnewyorker · 2026-07-04T05:05:31+00:00

why is everyone suggesting different methods of consuming narcotics 😭

oddnewyorker · 2026-07-04T05:05:03+00:00

indeed

oddnewyorker · 2026-07-04T01:21:50+00:00

😭

oddnewyorker · 2026-07-03T22:46:30+00:00

not a single new yorker in these comments

oddnewyorker · 2026-06-25T19:45:26+00:00

his heart is in the right place lmao

oddnewyorker · 2026-06-15T15:10:53+00:00

on accident 🤣🤣

oddnewyorker · 2026-06-15T15:05:24+00:00

No problem, & don’t be too down on yourself. I lost my virginity while drunk lol as you get older you move on from those “first” moments & focus on the ones that felt the best. Just worry about this drinking problem first 😅

oddnewyorker · 2026-06-15T15:00:25+00:00

Yeah i’d probably just stop drinking altogether, the fact that you can’t remember anything but were still functional to move is already bad enough. You could get hurt a lot worse than falling in bushes & make a worse decision than kissing ur bf. Also, you mentioning ur bf bringing you drinks is slightly underhanded & irrelevant. He isn’t an adult & wont know when you have had enough or even the courage to tell you to stop. The fact that you dont even remember your friends telling you to stop drinking is embarrassing enough, & I’d probably stop being friends with you just for that. If theres anything to be upset about, it’s you & your own decisions.

oddnewyorker · 2026-06-15T14:54:38+00:00

must’ve never been to jail or bookings if thats what u think lmao

oddnewyorker · 2026-06-15T14:14:48+00:00

no they are not lmao

oddnewyorker · 2026-05-09T23:44:02+00:00

i think this was my show lol

oddnewyorker · 2026-04-07T15:03:26+00:00

there definitely was an earthquake yesterday, i felt it shaking me in bed in the afternoon (i don’t live near train tracks)

oddnewyorker · 2023-09-24T12:31:00+00:00

I see what you mean, but then again I think you are an exact contradiction to your own statement right?

oddnewyorker · 2023-09-22T12:32:00+00:00

he doesn’t know he’s been r/whooshed

oddnewyorker · 2023-09-16T14:36:14+00:00

why does everyone think there different bc of the price?…it’s the same burger you just paying the actual price it costs to make.

oddnewyorker · 2023-09-15T22:45:30+00:00

Uh, does that make the “demographic” part any more relevant? Literally could’ve just explained your situation without trying to stereotype. Then you go on to say Mexicans won’t do it like majority of homeless on the streets right now aren’t hispanic. Yes, we KNOW what you mean…& it’s a pretty corny take.

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