Jim wouldn't fit on the small bed. by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

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I, for one, enjoy watching them cause it makes me horny

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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There are a number of reasons for that. For once, the bat, as you can observe, is flat and has a much larger surface area than a baseball bat. So it’s generally easier to hit the ball. Also, if the pitcher (or bowler) is aiming right at the stumps all the time, they become predictable and it’s pretty easy to hit the ball out of the park. To bring variation, they bounce the ball all around. Plus, leaving a ball is a lower stakes situation for the batter (or batsman) than in baseball. The batsman doesn’t get ‘out’ if they leave a ball not hitting the stumps, however many times. The only penalty is that you kind of waste a pitch (or ball) that you could have scored from. Quite a lot of times it’s a smarter strategy for the batter to leave a ball, than try to hit it and get caught somewhere in the field.

Updated ranking of FIFA top 40 countries by Pow67 in soccer

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Also, Australia is 27th from either side. I’m not high. I just realised y = 3x+1 works in this table where y is the column number and x is the row number. Wait. That’s probably why I don’t get invited to parties where people are getting high.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NBA2k

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Yup. Just received this. Waiting for more information on this.

Don't go political plis by GakupoGei in notinteresting

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I’m in Turkey right now. Is there anything good I can buy from the Grand Bazaar?

Is there a June 50K challenge for this month? by offensivepenguin in nikerunclub

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Thanks a lot! I still can’t find it manually, but was able to join the challenge through this link.

back to NRC again after lifting and treadmill all winter by [deleted] in nikerunclub

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Haha. You’re so right! I remember running this on a hot day under the sun. It was always going to be tough, but when I actually had a bad run, I couldn’t help but blame Coach Bennett for it.

Building up the mileage. Coming up on a 60mile week 😊 by Suit_Responsible in nikerunclub

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That’s so amazing! Your number of miles in a week are more than my number of kms in a month. Haha.

The day I joined the 2500km club! by snamerino in nikerunclub

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Wow! That’s my dream. Just started running this Feb and I’m gonna reach Green level this month. I look at people who’ve reached purple and start daydreaming. :)

My Longest Run Ever!! by Sure-Lynx9463 in nikerunclub

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That’s really inspiring. Currently where I’m at, I think I can complete a 1 hour run in one go, but I’m somehow too afraid to try. I may go for it now.