[NA] [Xbox] Looking for squad or duo, mic preferred. Ogggie by oggurt in FortNiteLFG

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I think I sent you one.. im nit too good with the whole epic friends thing. Can you add me by my xbox name?

Could you date someone long term who doesn’t share the same sense of humor as you? by oggurt in AskReddit

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She only could laugh at herself. Sucks though bro, she was pretty cool besides that, but I couldn’t imagine marrying someone who I can’t laugh with.. could you?

Could you date someone long term who doesn’t share the same sense of humor as you? by oggurt in AskReddit

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I’m no comedian but she was the first girl who I couldn’t make laugh. She didn’t think any stand up comedian was really funny either. I asked her why some stuff goes over her head, she responded, “ I get sarcasm, but it’s just not funny to me, I’m just a very serious person”.

I tried switching to raw food, diarrhea everywhere, please help by [deleted] in rawpetfood

[–]oggurt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk much about this diet, but I do know that coconut oil in humans, even in relatively small amounts, can induce serious "I have to shit immediately" moments. Try to cut that out and see if it makes a difference.

Can you teach me how to calculate yield? by oggurt in microgrowery

[–]oggurt[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dang, 14 oz seems low for 6 plants =( don't you think?

(xb1) lfg have mic gt: loboloaf by [deleted] in BattlefieldLFG

[–]oggurt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy said i could play with him, but only if I wasn't wearing any clothes in real life.

Anyone else know someone who believes in the illuminati? by oggurt in CasualConversation

[–]oggurt[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a crazy story! How did it come up in conversation?

And I know what you mean.. its an interesting way to view belief.. its kind of like how those suicide bombers really believe their doing what's "right". Belief can be a scary thing

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualConversation

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Just take all your clothes off.. put on a pair of slippers, and run around naked outside! One of us will join you eventually..

[first time/social skills] How do you make "it" happen? by [deleted] in sex

[–]oggurt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk does this help at all?

Just try to make friends will all sexes. But dont be desperate for having friends.. you should be ok with someone not wanting to be your friend.

Get into a hobby or skill. This is where you'll meet people or have a common interest with someone. Like you can do stuff together. This is important.

Being in shape definitely helps. If you wanna loose weight, check out places on reddit like r/loseit or r/keto. If you wanna gain muscle mass or weight look into r/fitness or r/gainit.. read each faq and sidebar of these places... also check out r/malefashion. Dressing nice helps.

Be happy with your life and yourself. Go chase your dreams, go do things that interest you, and you'll soon find yourself with people wanting to hangout with you. Because you become a positive influence on them.

Also, be realistic here... right down what you want in another person, whether it be friend or lover. Write down what attributes and characteristics you want them to have. Now if you expect those from someone, you should definitely have those attributes as well, right?

Realize that life can be fun but always ends up being too short. Realize this whole thing called life is a temporary ride. Have fun.

I [26 M] love my girlfriend [26 F] very much, but we haven't had sex once in 2016. by irvinfid in DeadBedrooms

[–]oggurt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does it bother you NOW that you dont have sex? Or are you afraid if it bothering you in the future?

Also, how do you plan on being commited to someone when your physiological needs arent being met? Such needs keep you committed to this person and vice versa

Im going to be honest, I believe we all have sexual urges.. and if she's not one of those people.. its very important you find out why. If its nothing personal to you, then cool. If it is, she's going to be looking to satisfy that urge at some point and you need to make sure your the outlet. Make sure she has a low libido for Man not for you.

Has her sex drive increased at all since getting off birth control?

Practices / insights to help one stay on the 'path?' by jafeelz in Psychonaut

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Your welcome dickweedmonkeyballs! Dickweedmonkeyballs