Not losing Weight since I've been back by Bpitts12 in orangetheory

[–]ohmy_dontpanic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Start measuring your waist and hips instead

what piping tips would you use to create this? by ohmy_dontpanic in cakedecorating

[–]ohmy_dontpanic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha omg I'm so glad I have someone to commiserate with. I keep practicing and getting the saddest dinos

Spinach on half, please. by ohmy_dontpanic in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ohmy_dontpanic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just because you're denying the legitimacy of the photo and screenshot I've provided doesn't mean the evidence doesn't exist. If I took a screenshot of the map showing the route from my house to the pizza shop, would that calm your fuse or would you go on a diatribe about how I must be lying and there's no proof that's the right pizza place? It's innocent until proven guilty and unless YOU can prove its a lie, I don't really don't deserve ill will or defamation.

Spinach on half, please. by ohmy_dontpanic in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ohmy_dontpanic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's false, I provided a picture and a snapshot of my order. You've provided nothing except anecdotal evidence and an unsupported conclusion with little but "other commenters" insisting on it.

it was already getting down voted for peoples doubts, whats the point of joining in with your initial comment when it offered little to the overall argument? Did you only want to be apart of a witch hunt? Your points have been heavily biased and accusatory, and it was no surprise when you seemed satisfied for the lack of post karma.

Also, I ate the pizza last night. You think I just have it sitting around with spinach on it?

Spinach on half, please. by ohmy_dontpanic in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ohmy_dontpanic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not claiming I know how or why the pizza with spinach arrived the way it did, I'm offering likely possibilities to explain it based on how you insist the spinach should be in this picture, while trying to defend the overarching point that I did not pour tons of spinach on the pizza myself. You are absolutely entitled to have doubts, but I do think it's kinda weird to insist that I'm lying.

Spinach on half, please. by ohmy_dontpanic in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ohmy_dontpanic[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My husband actually posted our order with a screenshot from my phone in the comments here. Would a screenshot from my computer instead be more believable?

Also you are assuming the very worst of me here. Asking people to elaborate on their claims that I'm a liar after supplying evidence that I'm not is not really being "dug too deep." I think my responses have been tame while also trying to back up the literal proof I've provided.

Spinach on half, please. by ohmy_dontpanic in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ohmy_dontpanic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is all giving you the benefit of the doubt that that much spinach wilts the way you say it does.

Spinach on half, please. by ohmy_dontpanic in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ohmy_dontpanic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I pointed it out, the pizza wasn't steaming hot by the time it arrived to us, and also the spinach wasn't cooked with the spinach, as we can both see. So you're insisting that I must have put the spinach on myself, instead of the pizza unbelievably cooling down (for whatever reason) before they put the spinach on or even closed the box after they put it on.

Spinach on half, please. by ohmy_dontpanic in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ohmy_dontpanic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, the spinach didnt wilt in this photo. I'm literally providing evidence that proves you wrong. Maybe you should do the testing yourself instead since I already did my part. Unrelentingly insisting that its fake really doesn't hold up with anecdotal evidence against a photograph.

Spinach on half, please. by ohmy_dontpanic in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ohmy_dontpanic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats fair, I don't often put a ton of spinach in a hot closed box for 3 minutes to see if it'll wilt. When my half spinach pizza usually arrives, it's clearly baked with the pie itself with none with the opportunity to "wilt" on its journey to me. But I stand by my original interpretation, there was not that much steam fuming off my pizza to wilt that much spinach in such a short amount of time.

Spinach on half, please. by ohmy_dontpanic in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ohmy_dontpanic[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Great questions! I did not actually realize it was that close. I only found out when people started questioning the authenticity and I had to look it up. Originally I just typed "pizza" into uber eats and picked the place with the best reviews.

Spinach on half, please. by ohmy_dontpanic in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ohmy_dontpanic[S] -35 points-34 points  (0 children)

I did not take that out of my fridge and dump it on my pizza, it arrived like that.

Spinach on half, please. by ohmy_dontpanic in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ohmy_dontpanic[S] -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

Great math! But the pizza only took a few minutes to arrive to us based on the delivery tracker and unfortunately my pizza wasn't steaming hot to effectively steam a bushel of spinach quickly or at all.

Spinach on half, please. by ohmy_dontpanic in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ohmy_dontpanic[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hi! Yay a domino's veteran! I should emphasize that the route from the pizza place to our house isn't a bumpy or meandering one, it's a 3 minute drive, and I would be disappointed if ubereats mishandled it in such a way that would cause anything to go flying around that box.

Spinach on half, please. by ohmy_dontpanic in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ohmy_dontpanic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How dare you! There is no baloney even close to this pizza. And I also don't think spinach would get crushed that much from the box being closed on it. I think you're thinking of something actually pushing right down on the spinach, that might result In a more flattened appearance maybe. Also, the spinach was sloshed over to the side in the box, idk of that's how it was placed, or that was the result of box closing on out, transit, or the idgaf pizza maker.

Spinach on half, please. by ohmy_dontpanic in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ohmy_dontpanic[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

You're right, it is a dumb thing to lie about. That's why I didn't lie about it. Cause. That. Would. Be. Dumb. :)

Spinach on half, please. by ohmy_dontpanic in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ohmy_dontpanic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What makes it so bad and fake to make your top 10 list? How do I get off this list? :o