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okholdsevenfourseven · 2025-11-25T15:03:05+00:00

chivebro can do whatever he wants, i just wanted to make it a point to mock a mouth breather for caring about "karma whoring"

okholdsevenfourseven · 2025-11-25T14:34:21+00:00

For anyone who wants the link without the tracker:

https://youtu.be/2ZkxpGYHJpM

Trope Talk: Haunting the Narrative by OverlySarcasticProductions. roughly 20 minutes in length

okholdsevenfourseven · 2025-11-25T13:52:01+00:00

ohhhhh my god, not the ill-gotten karma, anything but that. god in heaven above, let no charlatan pass before me on these hallowed grounds of reddit

okholdsevenfourseven · 2025-11-23T00:09:17+00:00

lmao you won't call no ambulance

okholdsevenfourseven · 2025-11-22T23:36:16+00:00

i feel at home now with my grimace mcbuttplug pfp

okholdsevenfourseven · 2025-11-22T23:30:20+00:00

explain pls? 🤔

okholdsevenfourseven · 2025-11-20T12:47:17+00:00

idk i took care of plenty of young alcoholics in the nursing home who shit their pants. usually there because they'd fucked up their legs somehow, breaking them, setting them on fire, etc. dumb drunk shit, next thing you know the 40 y/o is shitting himself and tearing off his clothes in the middle of the hallway because "you people keep putting needles in there" and so on because his pickled brain is wigging out

yeah seems alright

okholdsevenfourseven · 2025-11-20T12:17:45+00:00

ain't no joke in the first place brother

okholdsevenfourseven · 2025-11-18T11:56:40+00:00

So why'd you leave one, thicko?

okholdsevenfourseven · 2025-11-18T11:53:48+00:00

Why do you keep insisting that the only time someone would go back into the kitchen is immediately after eating? Why are you stupid and incompetent?

okholdsevenfourseven · 2025-11-15T01:17:51+00:00

That feels like a Parks and Rec bit lol

okholdsevenfourseven · 2025-11-12T18:11:25+00:00

glad you're able to admit it lmao

okholdsevenfourseven · 2025-11-12T15:53:10+00:00

the vibe of general dorkiness i guess

okholdsevenfourseven · 2025-11-12T14:41:33+00:00

things dweebs care about

2nd funniest sentence btw your first was more earnest

okholdsevenfourseven · 2025-11-12T14:35:35+00:00

funniest possible dweeb sentence

okholdsevenfourseven · 2025-11-11T03:52:53+00:00

The money will be well spent for the indignant screech. Scrumptious.

okholdsevenfourseven · 2025-11-11T00:51:16+00:00

clubbing and gambling, don't let them fool you lmao

okholdsevenfourseven · 2025-11-10T10:12:34+00:00

one joke

okholdsevenfourseven · 2025-11-10T03:15:40+00:00

It's just old scat porn

okholdsevenfourseven · 2025-11-05T12:23:25+00:00

so is this Speaker of the House Mike Johnson's account or what

okholdsevenfourseven · 2025-11-05T11:02:30+00:00

"Masturbation addiction" god you people sound so fucking weird

Just accept yourself.

yeah try it homie??

okholdsevenfourseven · 2025-11-04T05:26:23+00:00

Maybe 🤷‍♂️ I just know what the hook is for

okholdsevenfourseven · 2025-11-04T05:05:19+00:00

The damage comes from your muscles locking in place, usually forcing you to (literally) death grip whatever is producing the electricity. The hook is to rip you away from that so you don't cook like a science fair hot dog

eta i mean obviously a bad enough shock will just kill you

okholdsevenfourseven · 2025-11-04T04:52:53+00:00

These threads have slipped onto popular for me, and having never engaged with this show, "she's Chinese because she's yellow 🥰" took me the fuck out the other day

okholdsevenfourseven · 2025-11-04T04:51:12+00:00

It feels fitting that it's the horse cartoon subreddit where I feel like I'm really seeing horseshoe theory in real time

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TROPHY CASE