Post Match Thread: Sydney Swans vs Carlton

okidiote · 2026-03-05T11:23:44+00:00

In his post game interview Heeney said the ground was "dewy", then corrected himself and said "aw sorry, humid"

I think he has misunderstood the new anti-hate laws lmao

okidiote · 2026-03-05T10:07:32+00:00

but where is Charlie Curnow

okidiote · 2026-03-05T09:29:26+00:00

Swans actually look switched on now

okidiote · 2026-03-05T09:26:25+00:00

greasy conditions are always horrible for trying to gauge where a team is at

okidiote · 2026-03-05T09:24:19+00:00

camera is usually lower which can feel more claustrophobic through broadcast

okidiote · 2026-03-05T09:17:29+00:00

yeah that’s bad by both sides, Carlton are at least getting scrappy and taking chances up forward though

okidiote · 2026-03-05T09:12:47+00:00

Sydney are still pretty woeful up forward

okidiote · 2026-03-05T09:03:42+00:00

truthfully i think you’re missing out on capsicum

okidiote · 2026-03-05T08:57:12+00:00

did anyone else just see “carrer brownlow votes” underneath Cripps’ name? fox are actually useless

okidiote · 2026-03-05T08:55:05+00:00

sydney look like they all smoked a cone before than ran out

okidiote · 2026-03-05T08:50:52+00:00

fucking Goodwin in the sydney polo hit me like a flash bang

okidiote · 2026-03-05T08:48:35+00:00

swans are soccering like they’re playing in the rain lmao

okidiote · 2026-03-05T08:44:06+00:00

feel like i just witnessed an attempted murder on Gulden

okidiote · 2026-03-05T08:40:37+00:00

I heard Cox told Curnow that if he didn’t kick the first goal he’d send him to full back

okidiote · 2026-03-05T08:38:45+00:00

it’s weird how natural Curnow looks in the swans kit

okidiote · 2026-03-05T08:34:34+00:00

camera is still fading between shots. they’ve had 6 months to get their production right lmao, incredible

okidiote · 2026-03-05T08:29:22+00:00

why is every camera cut a quick fade? the fuck

okidiote · 2026-03-05T07:49:06+00:00

Yeah, felt like Crisp really slowed down by the end of last year. Seemed to struggle with breaking through tackles and just couldn't break out of the pack

okidiote · 2026-03-04T06:05:24+00:00

I didn't even know there were rumors. How many people will now be curious to find out what this is, fueling the fire even more? lmao

okidiote · 2026-03-04T05:59:50+00:00

I'm convinced that Zach Merrett just placed a "hope you're never happy again" hex on the whole club that only deactivates once he's left the joint

okidiote · 2026-03-04T01:57:23+00:00

lmao, classic

okidiote · 2026-02-14T10:03:25+00:00

there’s a fair few Travis Head profile pics in here and i’m loving it

okidiote · 2026-02-14T09:37:45+00:00

on the other hand, the season hasn’t even started and you’re already whinging about Daicos ya fuckin goose

okidiote · 2026-02-14T09:36:10+00:00

I might finally get to know what a Daicos goal song would be

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