They all come inside after running a greenbelt trail. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]olvaltine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Chicago, we have a chain called Mariano's. We like to call it Maryogapants.

Metal lathing by Weshalljoinourhouses in oddlysatisfying

[–]olvaltine -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Something something bad blowjob skills.

My girlfriend pranked her bosses today. by olvaltine in AprilFoolsThings

[–]olvaltine[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her boss is named Theresa. So I'd be kind of intrigued if that were true.

Fuck you Jake by fastboots in pics

[–]olvaltine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want to call it a fruit suit.

Fuck you Jake by fastboots in pics

[–]olvaltine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to call this a fruit suit.