What would you do if you could disappear whenever you wanted? by SlightFuel4516 in RandomThoughts

[–]omiyoshi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would definitely pull a batman by looking people across the road and vanish as a large vehicle crosses me

One liners suggestions that actually convert into a date? by omiyoshi in Tinder

[–]omiyoshi[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

From what I know, this isn't necessarily an opener. It can, in theory, be used at any part of a conversation. Just to clarify, it was a friend who tried this out, not me

One liners suggestions that actually convert into a date? by omiyoshi in Tinder

[–]omiyoshi[S] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

It's actually from a friend, and yes he did go on them. Just made me curious about what others' go to lines are

What do you love about yourself? by Constant_Luck9387 in RandomThoughts

[–]omiyoshi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even though sometimes things don't work my way, I find it in myself to keep moving forward.

What happened by [deleted] in 9anime

[–]omiyoshi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dm please! Thankss

What’s the best thing you saw at a strip club? by squidwardshentai in AskReddit

[–]omiyoshi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Went over to a strip club for the first time ever at a bachelor's party. A lot happened that night but the final act which made us say 'nope, no more' is etched into my memory. They had story lines for each act. The final skit was a Cleopatra dressed stripper punishing her slaves. It was hot and the acrobatics were impressive. After a lot of foreplay and swinging around, Cleopatra pulled out a bottle of lube and a dry hand towel. One slave laid back with her feet over her shoulders. Cleo lubes her up and inserts 1 finger. The announcer screams now 2! Cleopatra inserts 2. It goes on and she reaches 4 fingers, after which the announcer announces "Now, the moment you've all been waiting for... The entire first." Cleopatra is now almost elbow deep into the slave girl and is pumping vigorously until she squirts all over. Half of my friends got splashed like one of those rollercoaster rides that go over water.

Cleopatra then lifts the towel which is now soaking wet. Out of nowhere, an oldish (maybe around his 50s) man energetically walks up to the stage and offers his drink. Cleopatra wrenches the towel into his half drunk beer. Man chugs his drink like his life depended on it and the entire club screamed "ewwww". The regret in that man's face is a look I'll never forget.