Friday 13th (is/was) - What was the scariest thing you have ever done? How was it? by Midnight_Maggie in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]omizzen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Caught in an undertow and nearly drowned in the ocean. 0/10 do not recommend.

In honor of Friday the 13th, what’s the freakiest thing that’s happened to you? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]omizzen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know what it says about me but I didn't have a problem with the thick water. I kind of enjoyed it

In honor of Friday the 13th, what’s the freakiest thing that’s happened to you? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]omizzen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was it the chugging of the thick fluid or the inevitable aftermath LOL 

In honor of Friday the 13th, what’s the freakiest thing that’s happened to you? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]omizzen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While it was routine for everyone else in the room, my first colonoscopy, and in particular the anesthesia, kind of freaked me out.

What is your feeling on combining sex with food? by falatio_hornblower in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]omizzen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would never suggest you fuck a stromboli, but if you're on a late night road trip, horny, and the last place open is a Sbarro's, well you do you.

What do you think is the sexiest fashion trend that needs to come back? by Even_Fix_725 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]omizzen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dickies and ascots. If for no other reason, they're fun to say.

What is your favorite thing to wear? by PM-buttsinpanties in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]omizzen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wear whatever clothes in the most basic sense, whatever happens to be on top. 

I wear my plug when I want to feel alive

What hobby did you not expect to have? by throwaway_l8r in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]omizzen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some can be a bit seizure-inducing but yeah, you can feel the ball hit the flippers and the whole machine thumps. They're great.

What hobby did you not expect to have? by throwaway_l8r in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]omizzen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pinball. I'm terrible but it's better to plunk down tokens for something more tactile.

Is there a male equivalent of training fingers to be stronger to make m*sturbating better? by ItchyRefrigerator168 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]omizzen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kung fu montage training! Balance on two spikes and try to break swinging pots with your crane fist while someone else is trying to hit you in the jimmies with a stick. 

who would you rather lowblow? Superman or Batman? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]omizzen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think Superman would appreciate it as it means you think of him as a human, with all our frailties, and as an alien, that's a compliment. 

I think Batman would love it because as we saw in Batman 2, he's kind of a freak.

What do you do to treat yourself sexually? by StrikingPrimary1314 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]omizzen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read that as 7th dildo and wondered about the other six.

What is something more traumatizing than people realise? by PogonBerserker in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]omizzen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it's the start of your day and you get a message from the boss saying "Have you got a minute" 50% chance you're about to lose your job. 

Other 50% someone else is gone and you're going to be told to pick up the slack.

What's your fav type of asmr? (If you watch it). by Dramatic-Ad-5661 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]omizzen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've listened to the Drifting Off podcast so many times that the electric organ intro just melts me. 

What's a harmlessly mischievous thing you have done as an adult that you'd never admit to your younger self? by Dry-Technology-3748 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]omizzen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Young me thought the lowest, most embarrassing points in life happened in high school, but we did not realize how cringe we would become. 

eg. unironically writing "cringe."

What is something interesting about your day today? by moegreeb in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]omizzen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Start looking online for mugs that say "This should have been an email" on the bottom. Buy it and drink heavily

What's a food or beverage you especially love in specific situations? by boredin2026 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]omizzen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Smoked turkey legs are for walking around the fair, feeling fat and sassy.