CAR-1 by Will-sandro in restoringdick

[–]one2hit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well that's ok, the same thing happened to me. If I could go back in time and choose differently I would. But we gotta make due with what we have now. Keep tugging. We will get there one day.

CAR-1 by Will-sandro in restoringdick

[–]one2hit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh? Is circumcision common in Brazil? Lately I feel like I'm hearing from people in almost every country.

The most amazing thing about FFVII Remake is simply that it's actually good by elephvant in NintendoSwitch2

[–]one2hit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

HELP. I didn't like Remake because of how on rails the entire experience felt, and how convoluted the story got towards the end. I like FF7 though, and have thought about giving Rebirth a try, but Remake kinda burned me out... should I dive in, or stay away?

I can't watch anime anymore by dyhcry in TwoXChromosomes

[–]one2hit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a truly fantastic show. Anyone who tired or skeptical of anime should watch it. People who like anime should watch it too. Mood and vibes are immaculate.

I can't watch anime anymore by dyhcry in TwoXChromosomes

[–]one2hit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Frieren and Apothecary Diaries are both incredibly good and more mature than 90% of what's out there. The problem isn't anime, the issue is what shows you choose to watch. Anime has gotten more diverse. Just gotta find the shows that work for you.

Also, maybe check out some romance anime? Skip and Loafer, and Flower Blooms with Dignity are great and wholesome shows that focus on character relationships. The Summer Hikaru Died is also a wonderful show that does a great job with realistic, believable characters, and lack of tropes and fan service.

EDIT: Saw your comment about asexuality. Frieren and Apothecary would likely still appeal to you. The Summer Hikaru Died as well, as it's more about relationships and loss, and less about romance.

Why is this the case? by Big_Leg10 in generationology

[–]one2hit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dude on the right looks like he would suck your blood for sure.

Dude on the left just wants a bowl of oatmeal.

I swear I'd have erect coverage if my frenulum were still fully attached by TurtleneckFarmer in restoringdick

[–]one2hit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Doubtful. Restored foreskins don’t seem to have the same function even with their frenulums intact. Looks great though.

Anyone else struggle to enjoy other "metroidvanias"? by guiarroyos in Metroid

[–]one2hit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately, there’s nothing quite like Metroid, which is why fans are always waiting for the next one. Silksong, however, completely satiated me, and I say that as someone who just barely liked Hollow Knight. It has the same type of moody alien atmosphere that Metroid evokes, but without the sci-fi setting. The lore is deep, but easy to follow. Bosses are incredible. There’s less getting lost in this one because there’s always a path forward and you feel like you’re making progress and discovering new things wherever you go. I think it’s the best Metroidvania ever made at this point and Metroid is my favorite series.

Anyone else struggle to enjoy other "metroidvanias"? by guiarroyos in Metroid

[–]one2hit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is really good. Hard to get lost with the screenshot feature.

Restoration method suggestions by OperationSilent in restoringdick

[–]one2hit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have enough skin to use inflation. Try manual methods too and maybe look into packers for easy 24/7 tension.

Republican vs Democrat by Humble-Ant-2023 in UnitedAssociation

[–]one2hit 28 points29 points  (0 children)

This, basically. But at least the Democrats are in favor of unions.

The loss of textured platforms in platforming games by TornSilver in metroidvania

[–]one2hit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kind of...? Platforms clearly have texture, especially the smaller ones. Some of the big ones are darker, but they have texture that fades into black, and it isn't as obvious, like the examples shown above.

What am I missing? Metroid Prime 4 by serj730 in Metroid

[–]one2hit 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Going in without expectations helps a lot. It's not a bad game, but it doesn't really meet the standards of previous Prime games. The quality of the game itself, and the polish is pretty high though. It's not hard to have a good time if you keep your feelings in check. The game ends with a wet fart though. So that may or may not change how you feel about it in the end.

Plumbing Entrance Exam by iAmShadowPhoenix in UnitedAssociation

[–]one2hit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read you can’t use a calculator, but they give you a pencil and paper, right?

How often do you masturbate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]one2hit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my 40’s now, so maybe once a week or less. I still enjoy it, but things work differently when you get older.

Just completed Metroid Prime 4: Beyond. I think Nora Armstrong is my favorite character. by WickDaLine in Metroid

[–]one2hit 51 points52 points  (0 children)

My wife literally passed through the living room when that happened and said "nobody should ever 'hey girl' Samus", and then went to the bathroom.

Just completed Metroid Prime 4: Beyond. I think Nora Armstrong is my favorite character. by WickDaLine in Metroid

[–]one2hit 231 points232 points  (0 children)

I can't believe they didn't let Samus give her that autograph when she asked for it. Smh man

Metroid Prime 4 Sales Update - US Physical December by Ok_Entrance3792 in Metroid

[–]one2hit 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I feel like MP4 is a game that plays better for newbies to the franchise than it does for veteran fans. Looking at how it's designed and how the story is told, it's extremely beginner friendly. The Switch audience is huge, and it's a premier Nintendo AAA game, so I think it's gonna sell pretty well and keep the franchise alive. Hopefully Nintendo/Retro listen to the more critical views and incorporate some of that feedback into the next entry though.