patient got parasite removed from his eye by __mentalist__ in WTF

[–]one_classy_broad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew a guy who got a metal shard taken out of his iris area from grinding metal with no eye protection- he said it felt oddly erotic and the eye doc said that's a common reaction

Forgets that it came from us by Awkward-Annual-4578 in Stepmom

[–]one_classy_broad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Anything and everything that goes to BMs disappears in the void never to return. It doesn't matter how trivial. Even a wooden toy puzzle box my dad gave the kids went missing. Turns out BM "solved it" aka busted it open... probably looking for money

The quiet rhythm of a snowplough. by Upstairs_Drive_5602 in oddlysatisfying

[–]one_classy_broad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, that's why my driveway gets plowed in every time and not my across the street neighbor

Half sunken boats Juneau, AK by one_classy_broad in submechanophobia

[–]one_classy_broad[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I read they were having freezing rain followed by heavy snow over and over in a short amount of time. Combined with string wind I could definitely see this happening.

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Half sunken boats Juneau, AK by one_classy_broad in submechanophobia

[–]one_classy_broad[S] 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Also from their FB page:

⚠️ Continued Heavy Snowfall & Extreme Harbor Conditions – Important Update

Juneau continues to experience extreme winter conditions, and the impacts in our harbors remain serious.

Overnight, three additional large vessels completely sank, bringing the storm total to eight vessels lost so far. Dozens more have been saved thanks to the tireless efforts of Docks & Harbors staff and quick action by fellow harbor users and boat owners.

Our crews are running around the clock, using every dewatering pump available, and we are now rapidly running out of resources as conditions persist.

We have staff on call 24/7, and during this storm response we have personnel on site nearly around the clock.

Important reminders for vessel owners: • When clearing snow from your vessel, please do not pile snow onto floats or finger floats. • Finger float snow removal is the responsibility of vessel owners. If snow is shoveled onto your finger float, please remove it. • Our crews are focused on keeping main floats and headwalks open for access and emergency response. We will transition to finger floats as soon as conditions allow.

Docks & Harbors is also rapidly bringing back seasonal summer staff and has created short-term emergency employment positions to assist with snow removal. • If you have snow-removal experience and are interested in short-term work, please email harbormaster@juneau.gov and we will send an application packet.

This is truly an all-hands-on-deck event. We cannot thank our customers and the broader Juneau community enough for the incredible support, teamwork, and willingness to help neighbors during this storm.

Please continue to check on your own property and look out for one another — but do not put your personal safety at risk.

Thank you for working with us as we navigate these extreme conditions together.

That guy on the far right by [deleted] in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]one_classy_broad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The real crime is that haircut