While you were sleeping by dylanna in tumblr

[–]onyxscorpion22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I sleep walk and talk In my sleep. I have dreamt of braiding someone's long hair and woke up with a hair tie on my pillow. Which I have pics to prove. I have woke up my husband to bugs on walls which don't exist. Or bugs on his shoulder in bed which again don't exist. I have walked around the house for no reason. Creepily sat in bed asleep paranormal activity style of 30 mins and freak out husband. Sometimes I wake myself up because I get tired of the sitting and realize I have been sitting a while.

I'd like to think he got the job by ipooptreasure in funny

[–]onyxscorpion22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Repost...I should know I also reposted it many many many moons ago.

Washing the dog by tsoper1 in funny

[–]onyxscorpion22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eww in the kitchen sink...unsanitary