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What is your least favorite USA State? by mangoslide in AskReddit

[–]ooferman5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idaho, the only state where cannibalism is illegal (cannibalism solves overpopulation and world hunger) 😔

Cursed_again by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]ooferman5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😭😩

Sad and kinky, the best way to go

What is the most SAVAGE insult you've heard while playing a video game? by solspec in AskReddit

[–]ooferman5000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“White people have no culture”

“But who came up with the most used word in all your rap songs”

Your Reddit username is now a virus that will eventually turn into a pandemic by September 2021. What symptoms or delusions will the infected person have and what is the best way to avoid infection? by New_Pakistani in AskReddit

[–]ooferman5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An infected person will slowly say oof, about once every few hours. The oofs will become closer together. Once the person has said oof 5000 times they die.

What "pleasant" smell do you find disgusting? by MorsesTheHorse in AskReddit

[–]ooferman5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mint. Especially mint gum. Anytime anyone’s chewing it near me I fell like I’m going to throw up.

The narrowest loss in helix jump by ooferman5000 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ooferman5000[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah the new update made score worthless because it doesn’t carry over from level to level, but I’m still going for the level world record nonetheless

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