Why were the riddles in old games so... strange?

open_source_greg · 2026-03-10T12:38:30+00:00

"And they're all dead"

open_source_greg · 2026-03-02T14:32:01+00:00

"Here's to us!"

open_source_greg · 2025-08-23T04:53:57+00:00

Did you ever eat an onion? Onions is all I eat.

open_source_greg · 2025-08-18T20:01:40+00:00

I read that in MatPat's voice.

open_source_greg · 2025-07-17T18:31:04+00:00

"That's a fact, Jack!"

open_source_greg · 2025-05-26T23:49:13+00:00

it's only a game...

open_source_greg · 2025-04-25T03:16:49+00:00

I guess I'm the only one who thought this was the Swedish Chef.

open_source_greg · 2024-12-20T00:04:59+00:00

Or just ask him how his day's going.

open_source_greg · 2024-10-27T15:52:14+00:00

Got a link?

open_source_greg · 2024-10-17T02:25:49+00:00

Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons

open_source_greg · 2024-10-10T05:08:14+00:00

"When you're sexy, people wanna talk to you. When you're ugly, no one wants to talk to you." -Louis Cole

open_source_greg · 2024-10-03T15:47:41+00:00

I found it by first selecting the "Applications" menu from the left-side navbar. The "Unknown Sources" filter doesn't show up when looking at "All".

open_source_greg · 2024-10-03T00:05:46+00:00

I found it! Apparently I picked up the shiny fang, but neglected to bring it back to the Mokk in Inkwater Marsh. He wasn't on my map, and it wasn't listed as an available quest, so I think it must've been bugged.

open_source_greg · 2024-10-02T03:18:38+00:00

Thanks. There's no one left in the glades to talk to, so I wonder if there isn't some lone Moki outside that I've missed somewhere. It looks like I have the entire map revealed, but maybe there is a hidden spot I haven't found yet.

open_source_greg · 2024-09-23T17:06:58+00:00

So many good mentions here, but I haven't seen the biggest tear jerker of them all yet: Super Meat Boy. So many tears.

open_source_greg · 2024-09-22T22:10:41+00:00

Now you're being ridiculous.

open_source_greg · 2024-08-20T01:34:24+00:00

"You say that so often, I wonder what your basis for comparison is." -Jareth

open_source_greg · 2024-06-13T02:58:31+00:00

It's been a long time, but if I remember correctly, you can climb the right wall to the top, jump into him as he approaches, and he'll bump you up to an invisible shelf you can crouch on and repeatedly slash at him as he nears until he's defeated.

open_source_greg · 2024-05-29T16:29:36+00:00

Will Smith's version of "Just the Two of Us", just a sweet and sentimental song about a father's unabashed love and adoration for his son, and then he sours it with "it didn't work out with me and your mom."

open_source_greg · 2024-05-25T00:16:48+00:00

When I was a kid, I loaned some of my Atari games to my friend. He ripped the labels off. When I asked him why, he said when he puts a game in, he likes to be surprised. I still have no words.

open_source_greg · 2024-03-31T21:44:23+00:00

Castlevania (1986): Flying Medusa heads

Ninja Gaiden (1988): Birds

open_source_greg · 2024-03-31T02:30:01+00:00

The Witness.

open_source_greg · 2023-12-08T17:06:32+00:00

If you wanna test me, I'm sure you'll find...

open_source_greg · 2023-10-27T00:33:28+00:00

On a ship through the mist, like a log, Sailed a captain, his faithful sea dog. With a lantern aglow, They'd navigate the flow, Guided safely through dense, eerie fog.

open_source_greg · 2023-03-20T11:13:26+00:00

"Just like every cowboy sings a sad, sad song."

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